jay

that one oomf who doesnt play about star trek TOS or M*A*S*H or twin peaks or its always sunny or hamlet. i also run @beejhawking

[jay @josca_rayz]

#MASH beauty and a beat edit! whatever

[jay @josca_rayz]

does anyone wanna take over daily beejhawk 😭😭😭😭

[joey @joboduj]

going to a party and asking everyone if i give off a "got molested" vibe

[hev @valvertt]

don't tell him that he can't keep on dancing at the pink pony club

[Strix @strixperegrinus]

Your A-Level results don't matter. I did very well in mine and have summarily failed at everything since.

[jay @josca_rayz]

@giftedquilt you weren’t in it before? 😰

[jay @josca_rayz]

@giftedquilt 0️⃣

[jay @josca_rayz]

@giftedquilt show me the poem then 🙄

[jay @josca_rayz]

@i4ntojonez “an actual man” is crazy

[hev @valvertt]

miis when they fall in love

[fareed @it_is_fareed]

Me when Wile E. Coyote is blown up by his own dynamite trap:

[Timothee Stallion @Neautype]

@salsadrunkard All that jumpin around and we didn’t hear no slapping? Naw.

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I can only do 3 things per day

[Nuisance Likely @xX_lover_333_Xx]

white people be like i ran out of antidepressants so i borrowed some of my moms

[matt @mattybtweets69]

It’s #WhereDidItAllGoWrongWednesday

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i don’t want to do my laundry i want to be an alcoholic

[🐈‍⬛ @milosmiata]

chinese new year chinese new me

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

oh khia starmer…it’s so over

[jay @josca_rayz]

i really like when people in old movies use cowboy as a verb

[val @livscrain]

WHATEVER.