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Miss midwest Midnight checkout queen.

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

Me, in my new Tesla, after getting piss ass drunk at the Hard Rock casino and losing it all

[🎟 @joseangelt98]

@DanielGrzybEV To najbardziej „cuckowski” tweet, jaki w życiu czytałem. Baw się dalej w to swoje „gooningowanie”.

[J ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ @streamfineline]

@PopCrave ive gotten more airtime on a trampoline than whatever that was

[Dissident Wire @DissidentWire]

Clavicular reveals he’s taking PrEP.

Follow: @DissidentWire

[🎟 @joseangelt98]

@rodrigolromano Há sempre alguém no Brasil — ou a milhares de quilômetros de distância — tentando falar sobre celebridades e assuntos que não lhe dizem respeito. Lmao

[Connor @joannesbitch]

not tonight granny

[🎟 @joseangelt98]

Gurrrrll😭

[AZEALIA BANKS質疑只在 @iiwasinthee212]

Imagine bottoming in midevil england.
Fucking disgusting

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I’m bricked.

[street magiciaN @incelstalker]

I LOVE STIMULANTS! This morning, my daughter called… decline! Crushing and snorting adderall, honey! LOL

[🎟 @joseangelt98]

@Tommylarghi Frocetti italiani che rispondono da 5.000 miglia di distanza🤡

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Pink Whitney has taken me places I wouldn’t go with an armed militia

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

dolly parton dying is like 9/11 for americans

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me knowing everything is going to work out because I saw 11:11 on the microwave

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

I know youre fuckin lying

[m @msnetik]

let’s catch up when I’m done with my loom

[🎟 @joseangelt98]

Odysseus’s son Pterodactyl was so annoying. #theOdyssey

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

the soldiers in the lower half of the trojan horse when it was time to raid troy

[🎟 @joseangelt98]

Zeus’ law is raw

[🎟 @joseangelt98]

If you defecate at the club you should be executed by Charybdis

[esahc @49eerfc]

christopher nolan really deserves his ass ate and hog slurped for that two second scene showing that guy’s big beautiful juicy butt