roach king

i get prettier the further you get away from me

[roach king @joseaphus]

trying to attain a healthy amount of self hatred this year

[Rahim @UlyanovRahim]

This is the most left wing fan base of any German club btw.

Truly a Nazi people.

[roach king @joseaphus]

@TurdFerg1989 @MikeNellis shitty take turd ferg

[benji🪅 @guttedsaints]

when mrs. mixed signals decides to fw me today

[roach king @joseaphus]

name a single funny white brit from the past 20 years you cant

[vitus @vitusss_]

In terms of average funniness, white brits > black americans > everyone else

[Stanley Earl. @Gluvvvvvv]

u cant shame me for nutting fast u dont know what pussy feel like lmao

[roach king @joseaphus]

the microcosms become macro duuude fucck

[roach king @joseaphus]

I feel hottest when performatively reading a book

[roach king @joseaphus]

@SandoNFL @NBACobwebs John Wall

[roach king @joseaphus]

@zeeterialism messi went to the wailing wall still the goat

[roach king @joseaphus]

@vyrekal based

[roach king @joseaphus]

@philfanacc If you think these situations are remotely similar you should get your head checked

[roach king @joseaphus]

not working anywhere if I’m the definitive most attractive person there people get #weird

[roach king @joseaphus]

Moodyman really the goat

[roach king @joseaphus]

@lexaprotools it’s more difficult than a standard no dip three, he made it look effortless and natural with brilliant situational awareness. If you can’t stand it then sit down when I say it’s smoother

[roach king @joseaphus]

@lexaprotools starting your shooting motion before receiving the ball is cooler and smoother, your critique is needlessly pedantic and unquantifiable

[roach king @joseaphus]

The modern day slow burn consists of swapping story likes til someone puts themselves out there and asks to hangout

[roach king @joseaphus]

stopped by dl new york incorporated and everybody knew you

[roach king @joseaphus]

@paulxt Full clip
Soliloquy of chaos

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

Me this week