Jose Maria

[i like food @messedupfoods]

I’m not using my free will correctly

[Nate Matherson @NateMatherson]

If your WFH desk setup doesn't cost more than a used Honda Civic, you aren't serious about your pipeline.

My ergonomic chair is built from the salvaged suspension of a 2019 Tesla Model S.

My primary monitor is a converted IMAX screen I bought from a bankrupt theater in Oakland.

When I drag a cell in Google Sheets, I physically have to rotate my entire torso. I burn 400 active calories a day just searching for the Slack icon.

Stop complaining about back pain and optimize your environment.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[SleeperHeat @SleeperHeat]

TIME TO GET REAL GREEDY

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

1/32 👀

#FIFAWorldCup

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

👋 Welcome, Mourinho 👋

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial: José Mourinho

[Santiago Gimenez @Santgimenez_]

¿y si si? 👀❤️‍🔥🇲🇽

[Geese @geese_band]

Oh Spain

Thanks for staying in the rain everyone. Best Geese show of all time. Can’t wait to come back and see Sagrada Família fully finished. Rain, Spain, Brain, Knicks in 4

😋

[Jose Maria @josebrq]

https://t.co/tTWxE5ASjJ

[Jorge Calabrés @JorgeCalabres]

17 de mayo de 2023.

Manchester City 4-0 Real Madrid.

Riquelme se reúne con Gil Marín y con su amigo Ángel Martín, dueño de las clínicas Menorca y vocal en la candidatura.

En la Taberna La Tienta, calle Jorge Juan, comenzó el intento de asalto al Real Madrid.

[Florentino 2026 @Florentino2026_]

MOUcha historia por hacer.

[ESPN @espn]

Quiet skies in the forecast for the NBA Finals 🤫👽

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

THERE WILL BE A NEW MEN’S GRAND SLAM CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Astronomers find unexpected atmosphere around celestial body beyond Neptune, suggesting it may hold “building blocks for life.”

[️s @big_sam_atari]

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: GameStop, $GME, is preparing to make an offer to acquire eBay, per WSJ.