Jose C Velez

UPRRP He/Him

[Nat 🪷 @parasite_eevee]

Average cinephile is only just now learning about the most famous story of all time

[Cincinnatus🏗️🚊🏙️🇺🇦 @Cincinnatus56]

Meghan McCain so monopolizes her dad’s legacy that I genuinely had no idea he had another daughter

[The Steampunk Gentleman Gamer ⚙️🚂🎩 @quirked_up_anzu]

Being online has destroyed my faith in egalitarianism because how I am I supposed to not feel superior to people who are amused by shit like this

[GAARY @GaaryWrld]

Si le casting de Calypso dans Pirates des Caraïbes sortait aujourd'hui, TOUTE l'extrême droite débile crierait au « Wokisme » et au « Grand remplacement des blancs par les noirs dans le cinéma » mdrr

[Andrea ➃ 🇨🇱 @boonvsion]

LET ME BE DELUSIONAL FOR FIVE MINUTES.

[𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘁 @Itssan17]

can we just stop pretending that the eternals was a bad movie?

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

to the apps that pause my music when i open them, fuck you

[King of Megcenae @agameganon]

They said Spider-Man was a fake story.

Until they found the ruins of New York, exactly where the story said it was.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Somebody get these LARPERS out of here

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I hate an uneducated hater. do some research, dumb bitch.

[Great House @xspotsdamark]

The opening line of the Odyssey is about Poseidon going to visit Black people

[sean @_sn_n]

democracy according to red states:

[em @filmlver]

“go back into your disguises”

[Sophia A. Nelson @IAmSophiaNelson]

I never.
Ever.
Want to hear them bitch about unqualified, DEI or without merit!
Ever!

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

What color would that be, Patrick?

[✧ ჩინგიზ ✧ || 🌐🇺🇳 @_probka]

“phd”
“18-25”

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Whoops! Looks like yet another Republican forgot to switch to their sockpuppet "Democrat" account.

[Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum]

Loved the Odyssey, what an incredible work of imagination. Many ideas to ponder, but this one stands out: Don't break the deepest rules of your civilization, or else it might collapse and burn around you...

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

"College is a scam" is propaganda... College was never a scam. The price of college in the US is the scam.

[🇸🇲🇵🇸 @rossssinante]

Mon gars Christopher stp…