Jose Dynamite

I have a CD #SomethingSmellsFunny! I run 2 weekly shows #ComedyU & #JoseDynamiteAndFriends. PLUS Radio Sales Guy. Writer of AMAZING radio commercials.

[Mas Gandol @masvdcss]

If you don't know physics, you may die!

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

Aren’t you an anchor baby?

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

The education system keeps failing…people don’t know what majority even means.

[GoldenAge @GoldenAgeUnfold]

AMERICA'S MAJORITY STAND WITH ROBERT F KENNEDY JR… DO YOU ?

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

They did and he was able to answer coherently. Unfortunately there’s a large group of morons running around that don’t value education and they are legally allowed to vote, and here we are today. But it’s nice that your sign doesn’t have spelling errors.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🤔

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

If you believe @RealAlexJones you’re also an idiot. And I’m surprised you’re intelligent enough to read.

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

If @RealAlexJones said it’s real, then you know it’s 🐂💩

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

Trump knows Iran has THE BOMB…..

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

@infosec_fox What USB???

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

Come laugh your junk off with some of the funniest comedians in town.
This lineup is cleaner than your garage (after your mom yells at you).
📍 Blue Note Hawaii
📅 Wednesday April 16
⏰ 7PM
🎟️ https://t.co/iuStpdGA6D

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

#doge #trump #elonmusk #tesla #dads

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

@TTVselenalenaxo

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

What’s the best dump you’ve ever taken?

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

@tiffanobi 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

Don’t get stuck missing a show!

Tues. Feb. 11 at Slack Key Lounge
Tues. Feb. 25 at Blue Note Hawaii
Mon. Mar. 4 at Blue Note Hawaii
Fri. Mar. 7 at Pasadena Ice House
Sat. Mar. 8 at Pasadena Ice House

LINK TO TIX
https://t.co/xc7jZQyED3

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

I’d be honored to know that you even knew who I am.

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

if i die in the operating room tomorrow just know i thought about throat punching most of you.

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

@RachieRach429 No thanks. I want to enjoy my coffee.

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

@Defundmedianow @dom_lucre or if it were true? Because there no belts or cell phones in prison.

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

LOL!

[Jose Dynamite @josedynamite]

The cost of eggs is out of control #groceries #BirdFlu #costco #priceofeggs #eggshortage #eggs

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

I just had a good call with President Trump. Canada is implementing our $1.3 billion border plan — reinforcing the border with new choppers, technology and personnel, enhanced coordination with our American partners, and increased resources to stop the flow of fentanyl. Nearly 10,000 frontline personnel are and will be working on protecting the border.

In addition, Canada is making new commitments to appoint a Fentanyl Czar, we will list cartels as terrorists, ensure 24/7 eyes on the border, launch a Canada- U.S. Joint Strike Force to combat organized crime, fentanyl and money laundering. I have also signed a new intelligence directive on organized crime and fentanyl and we will be backing it with $200 million.

Proposed tariffs will be paused for at least 30 days while we work together.

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Holiday lookalikes are the gift that keeps on giving.