José

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[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

9 penaltis contra Bono 🇲🇦 (incluyendo tandas de desempate) en la Copa del Mundo:

7 fallados (4 parados, 2 al poste y 1 fuera)
2 marcados

ALUCINANTE.

[Motivaciones Fútbol @MotivacionesF]

🥹🇯🇵 ¡UFFFF… QUÉ POSTAL!

Tras la dolorosa eliminación de Japón en la Copa del Mundo, Hajime Moriyasu, con lágrimas en los ojos, se acercó a la afición que acompañó a la selección durante todo el torneo e hizo una última reverencia (ojigi), el tradicional gesto japonés para expresar respeto y agradecimiento.

No hay absolutamente nada que reclamarle a este equipo. Compitió hasta el último segundo, nunca dejó de creer y nos regaló algunos de los momentos más inolvidables de este Mundial.

El hombre de la libreta. El entrenador que hizo que muchos volviéramos a sentir que los Supercampeones podían existir.

Si algún día toca caer, que sea con la dignidad, la humildad y el orgullo con los que cayó Hajime Moriyasu.

🇯🇵 Arigatō, Sensei. Su legado ya es eterno.

[BONI @BoniAgain]

La clase de psicópata que tienes que ser, para hacer una calle así en una ciudad dónde hace calor, fácil, 7 meses al año ,de los cuáles 4 son realmente insoportables porque es terrible el calor.

Es que no encuentro calificativo.

[Marco @maarcoofdezz]

Dos ingenieros de Anthropic pasaron 24 minutos exponiendo cada función de Claude Code que no sabías que existía y gratis.

La mayoría de las personas pasarán de largo este contenido

[FtMonkey @FtMonkey]

Hay gente que pasa este calor y tiene la poquisima vergüenza de decir que es más soportable que el invierno

Mira no, lo que no es soportable es que tengas derecho a opinar

[claudia olgi @aquiestoychaval]

algo muy divertido de lo que te das cuenta en tus mid 20s es q hay un gran porcentaje de tus conocidos de hace muchos años que simplemente no avanzan en la vida a nivel intelectual y/o emocional, q se quedan con la mentalidad infantil q tenían cuando os conocisteis d adolescentes

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Por qué todo el mundo obliga a los introvertidos a salir de su zona de confort y nadie obliga a los extrovertidos a callarse un ratito.

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[José @joseemarts]

200 grados a las 7 odio el verano en sevilla

[El Paquito @elpaquito_2]

Parece experto

[José @joseemarts]

Primer tren que cojo en españa y como no una cotorra italiana chillando por videollamada como si el vagón fuera suyo

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly."

The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal.

When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience."

Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable.

When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates.

I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped.

The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault."

I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology."

Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident.

Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize."

I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time."

They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again."

I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes.

© 6IX.

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[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

I went to an onsen in Hakone. I was nervous because I have tattoos and heard they sometimes don't allow tattoos.

At the entrance, the owner looked at my tattoos. I started apologizing, ready to leave.

He said "small tattoos, okay. You can cover it with bandages. But you must follow all other rules perfectly. Understand?"

I said yes. He gave me bandages and a laminated card with rules in English.

I followed every rule exactly. Washed thoroughly before entering. Didn't splash. Keep quiet. Didn't bring my towel in the water.

Afterwards, the owner stopped me. I thought I was in trouble.

He said "you follow rules better than Japanese customers. Why?"

I told him because he gave me a chance even though I have tattoos. I didn't want to waste that.

He nodded. Said "many foreigners come to onsen and don't respect rules. They say 'it's just a bath, why so many rules?' But rules are respected. Respect for water, respect for other people, respect for tradition."

He said "I let you in because you asked permission. Many people with tattoos just walk in and get angry when I stop them. But you were polite. Politeness is more important than tattoos."

Then he said something I'll never forget: "Rules are not to keep people out. Rules are to teach people how to belong."

He gave me a discount for following the rules so well. I tried to refuse, he insisted.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

I Lost my wallet in Tokyo. Like completely lost it. I had all my cards, my cash, everything. I was freaking out.

Went back to every place I'd been that day. Nothing. Went to the police station to file a report, not expecting anything.

The officer asked for my name and address where I was staying. Went to check the lost and found.

I came back with my wallet. Everything is still in it. All the cash, all the cards, even receipts I didn't care about.

I was shocked. Asked where it was found. He checked the report and said "Family Mart, Shibuya. Turned in by an employee 20 minutes after you left."

I went back to that Family Mart to thank whoever found it. The employee who turned it in wasn't there, but his coworker said he'll pass along the message.

I asked what the person's name was so I could come back. The coworker looked confused and said "he doesn't need thanks. It is normal to return a wallet."

Like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Of course you return a lost wallet. Why wouldn't you?

I'd been living in the US too long, I guess. Forgot that some places, doing the right thing is just... normal.

[𝐑.𝐎.𝐊 👑 @r0ktech]

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[cal. @hendeezycal]

this the realest shit I’ve seen today

[José @joseemarts]

buenísima señal locura panaderos orfila

[Jartible Sevillano ® @AlvaroNua]

Y dijo Herodes ; Hace tiempo que no veía esta porquería en el epicentro de Sevilla para Semana Santa miarma toa.
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[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭

"Iran 🇮🇷 wanted to make me their Supreme leader but i refused and said no thanks"

- Donald Trump 🤣

He has totally lost it