Josef Fritzel

Loving Dad from Austria, who lives in a massive multi-level house. Father Of The Year 2009 Nominee

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So foxtons came to do a valuation... The look on their faces when I showed them the lower levels. They're loving the added value. #selling

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The underground was murder on the way to work today. Imagine being trapped down there!

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I'm always concerned about a collapse of the walls - but then I remember prolapsing is part of growing up. #she'lllearn

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People keep asking me what my favourite song is. I always answer Girls Aloud - Sounds of the underground.

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@MrNickKnowles dude, urgent need to re do the basement - can you assist? Soundproofing is a must! It's quite damp down there... #wet

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@rustyrockets few beers at mine later? I've got a lovely newly furnished area... #lovelyspace

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Let's start a Twitter network for people with similar interests...I'll be admin from my camp obvs.

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Love Xmas... Shame my daughter doesn't love my own baubles... #Gobblegobble

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My Christmas decos are omg fantastic. Shame no ones going to see the lights twinkling.

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I LOVE my new kitchen from B&Q...shamsies my wives will never see it.

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My granddaughter just got her period... Guess that's me having a week off then #restthepelvis

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These walls a are so thick you can't hear me drilling...

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Fatherly love is important for a child's development. That's why I never pull out #newgenerations

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OMGGGGGGGG just seen the B&Q sale!

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Can anybody hear me? Not sure I've got WiFi down here...

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Guess how many fingers I can fit in my mouth? Go.

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Anyone listen to the new album from basement jaxx?? It is banging.

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Knock knock from the basement?? Who is it #lol

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Dirty pop

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Anyone on snapchat?