Josef Heller

WVU biochemistry

[Skelemander™️ @TheSkelemander]

I miss 100% of the shots I take

[Skelemander™️ @TheSkelemander]

Research 😳

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

@chrisoakmcgraw buh boom, buh boom boom. Drive slow, Homie.

[Seneca, MD @Seneca_Williams]

RIP to the OG :((

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

When your answer is off by a factor of 10

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

What in titration

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

If respecting women on-line was a crime ,I would go to jail for over 700 million years

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

"Hey when is that application due?"
"Dude, that was due a month ago."
-College

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

No one is safe from PM Steal Yo Girl!

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

@sshshistorypsyc Are you Mexico during the Gadsden Purchase? Because I didn't get enough of you the first time.

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

@Tfama316 it doesn't make sense that a game that made it to OT should be decided by a coin toss

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

"Did you like your classes?"

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

@evtaylorr is that a chicken strip

[Jordan Harvey @Jordy_Harvey]

@sshshistorypsyc all y'all vote for Taft Jacquilyn is making me tweet this and also she's making me tweet this pic

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

@KoriAdda *inhales*

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

@RayOsborne5 there's no such thing as cold in SoCal

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

Someone come make baked goods with me I'm lonely

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

Just found my brother's school skit...

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

When you thought he was paying but then he asks for separate checks

[Josef Heller @josefheller]

@_maegant I had never thought of this before and now I feel that much closer to despair. 🙃