September 13, 2025: Moisรฉs Ballesteros' homer deflects off Anthony Rizzo's hand
July 18, 2026: Michael Busch homers to Anthony Rizzo and Rizzo secures the ball!
You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe Democrats were capable of stealing the 2020 election while out of power, but somehow incapable of doing the same in 2024 while in power. That is a categorically, phenomenally dumb thing to believe.
Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.