Jose Hernandez

1v1 me cowshed, you won’t

[KJ Crypto @koreanjewcrypto]

“God forbid a white boy get a lil motion Jerry”

[Cris ✍️🏟️ @cris__ese]

Yo explicándole a mi novia que la rubia que empecé a seguir en Instagram es Haaland

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Grok is about to be suspended

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

When they google it and you are wrong

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

i am crying dawg 😭😭😭

[Heatle @FromDWade]

If Giannis joined prime Kobe, yall would say that’s a title contender without knowing the rest of the players

Now when Giannis joins a better scorer than Kobe, they are apparently a play in team

Make it make sense

[WhySoSerious? @NoLimitsRiq]

That hoe sounded like a gun range.

[Persephone 🖤 @SephyPink]

maybe instead of making ragebait content that hurts minorities and marginalised groups to push your OF, you could idk… make good content people want to buy, just an idea!

[scoob @MostCrucified]

yeah i'm going to bed man fuck this we traded giannis for the chick from stranger things

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

The only player in the world who saw an opponent already lying on the ground and still decided to dribble past him. There will never be another like him. 😂🐐

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

If you steal a paint chip it's 10 years in prison but take what you want from our Capitol, that's worth a pardon.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Spot on.

[🎱 @FCB_Wyzz]

Saw a Brazilian tweet about Endrick and Ancelotti but couldn't translate it

[farum azula beastman @tarnishdjoestar]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

One of the funniest things about the World Cup/Olympics/whatever is how Australia truly believes they have like a massive bitter sports rivalry with the United States and Americans have zero awareness of this

[sean @_sn_n]

red states be like:

[Jalil💰 @ab_jaliil]

Messi went to PSG, Ronaldo started saying the SPL is better than Ligue 1.

Messi went to MLS, Ronaldo said the SPL is much tougher than MLS.

Messi won the Ballon d'Or and Ronaldo said the Ballon d'Or has lost its credibility.

Messi won the World Cup and Ronaldo called it a 6-7 game tournament and even said winning the Euro is much tougher than winning the World Cup.

The list goes on. He is obsessed with Messi, and it is making him go mad because Messi is not slowing down like him.