jose la motta

my dick so hard it make the medal detector go off

[Zach Schwartz @zachzachzach]

We don't talk enough about the time that Brad Pitt got kidnapped for an episode of Jackass

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

just saved a man from not having any t-pee. i feel like mother teresa

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

just experienced true cheesing

[Rhonda Findling @RhondaDCTM]

rapping BodakYellow with @OffsetYRN Offset! @iamcardib @ElisaJordana @michcoll

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

dimes on dimes on dimes

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

When u cop some new gas but dont want the car to reek

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

Nurse just asked if I smoked and I said yes. She said “weed? that dont even count”.

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

just listened to WAP for tge first time and i only made it 30 seconds

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

@CRosenthol that man could seduce the fuck outta women

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

This milf just flicked me off when i drove past her because i was bumping the new dolph song. im not complaining.

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

@mcfienberg she gets railed by black jews i cant compete with that

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

Ms Saprono is a milf in season 3

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

a silent killer

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

think theyre all have a sponsorship from lululemon dough

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

u cant walk in anywhere in buckhead without seeing a 9 or 10 gotta love it

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

i would leave the bubble for this and some puss

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

Wings, catfish nuggets and strips from the historical African American Performing Arts Center Magic City.

[jose la motta @joselamotta1]

🍆💦

[jeff hempjuana @hempjuana]

tryna have a fat camping trip w the boys everyone drops tabs

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

Young Thug’s daughter is beefing on Tik Tok. 😳 https://t.co/kTPnp9QCSt