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[josss @joselimes]

@wuitsmimi This has happened to me but one week early then I missed it the following week

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

her: we done

me: officer i would like to report an unlicensed lash tech

[jay clark ✦ @jayclark___]

Anyone know how I remove this from my Figma file?

[juan @juanbuis]

figma: we are the fun, independent way to design :)
adobe: what about $20,000,000,000
figma: ok fine

[Erin Overbey @erinoverbey]

So the @New Yorker has fired me, effective immediately. I’m speaking with the union about potentially filing a grievance on the termination. But here are some things that I will say….

[josss @joselimes]

the sexual tension between u and the other person in the gym doing the same set

[Chelsea 🐉 @Chelsnii]

i apologized to the TSA agent for the abundance of pancake mix in my luggage and he said, “Never apologize for being who you are”

[Amy Zimmer @oneamyzimmer]

Just once I’d like to see her win

[josss @joselimes]

there’s definitely a poetic art to writing fb party invitations

[Images That Make You Feel Pain @ManMilk2]

why tf is mf doom on there?

[the 13th disciple @meinfazos]

they really said

[alyssa @suuniiee]

orange you glad im radiant in val, challenger in league, and just cool af

[Dr. Ryan Terao @thepsychsensei]

@joselimes 6 people on twitter do say that it is fact, swag is truly forever

[Dr. Ryan Terao @thepsychsensei]

“Sadness is temporary, swag is forever” @joselimes

[josss @joselimes]

i dont understand peoples fascination with looking at real estate like zillow and streeteasy it makes me want to tear my hair out

[josss @joselimes]

i take my best shits in La Jolla Philz

[Jaden @jaden]

And That’s How We Do It

[josss @joselimes]

I used to get really bad fomo watching ppl go to raves that I can’t go but now I derive extreme pleasure from watching stories and making estimated guesses on who’s who’s rave baes… yea

[Torren_Rose🇯🇲 @Just_Torren]

@abusivetoxica I rather this instead 👌🏽