joseph

this account has my old username, @joseph11ag, which I may use later. My main account is now @joseph7gonzales

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Chipotle’s New Montezuma’s Revenge Burrito Has People Talking https://t.co/LrVgVcpHc3

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Turns Out That Trump Thought "Tariffs" Was Another Word for "Ratings." https://t.co/biCJzbFsHS

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The brave social warriors at ESPN are cracking down on adverbs ending in "ly" because they sound like Robert E. Lee. https://t.co/GBdqQu2ImQ

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Emerson can only imagine the awesome life he could’ve lived if only he had a different owner. https://t.co/oyFJC7PoJz

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The store on the corner looks like any other corner store, expect its apparently owned and operated by a cat. https://t.co/HEjW1QPwso

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Where was Rafael Cruz the day Lincoln was shot? https://t.co/58ChKDwyIC

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Wow, what an honor!

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As ISIS loses power in the Middle East, militants are encouraged by the survival of their leader's beloved donkey. https://t.co/YqJ8cpO64E

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If you love that chicken from Popeyes, you'll know what I'm talking about. https://t.co/nCmZGeYk5B

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No wins, no losses, no competition and definitely no hurt feelings. Here's a preview of the NFL in 2040. https://t.co/uF0WVhgcIP

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Amazon now seeks to turn around the most inefficient, unprofitable institution on earth. https://t.co/CwqjHnuM4q

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Illuminati members are left with no choice to postpone their upcoming meeting due to schedule conflicts. https://t.co/xM26KnDY8y

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This surprisingly opinionated bird made it clear how she feels about an editorial piece of the New York Times. https://t.co/VHRBd7CC4X

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Ten of the worst phrases of the English languages https://t.co/n34KyTK1DT

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When you realize Trump has been playing Risk for the last two weeks, recent events in the news make a lot more sense https://t.co/3EBNX3Zq3u

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Looks like United has some smart ideas to resolve this publicity crisis they're facing ↓ https://t.co/npbdWBNO62

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OPINION: Follow these few principles and you'll have a safe, thriving nation. https://t.co/gv72O4qKro

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“We’re gonna peacefully protest this campus to the ground.” https://t.co/hgovXVXd6v

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As the Patriots & Dolphins battled on the field, the refs planned for a fun evening...without Terry the Side Judge. https://t.co/fxRDpyveGn

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The store on the corner looks like any other corner store, expect its apparently owned and operated by a cat. https://t.co/HEjW1QPwso