Joey Bowen

UAB Graduate. Health Inspector Extraordinaire. sc: jrubowen

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

I wanna put on my winter weight and hibernate

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

Bout to clean up my Twitter. I never get on anymore so I gotta get fresh!!

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

@gbruner17

[Koozie 🇳🇴 @Kooz_WRLD]

Name a song that makes you cry (hardos not welcome)

I’m hard pressed to make it through the Grateful Dead’s ‘Looks Like Rain’ without shedding one.

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

@OldRowSwig I said the same thing. Nope 👎

[Skoog @Skoog]

No one has ever given away a good pen.

If someone gives you a pen, they’re saying, “Hey I got this trash at a shitty trade show. You wanna throw it away for me?”

[Skoog @Skoog]

When I was a kid, I had to go on the computer downstairs bc it was the only one with internet, download a pic of Carmen Electra onto a floppy disk and bring it up to my room computer for some alone time.

I just saw a dude on the train watching phone porn. Recreationally.

[Skoog @Skoog]

[girl with nice rear end walks by]

Me: damn bro, you see those dumps?

Friend: dumps?

Me: like a truck

Friend: what?

Me: what?

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

@gbruner17 What? Lol https://t.co/OqBYTarkE1

[Skoog @Skoog]

[girl with nice rear end walks by]

Me: damn bro, you see those dumps?

Friend: dumps?

Me: like a truck

Friend: what?

Me: what?

[Grant Bruner @gbruner17]

Nah, I'm taking a tennis racket upside that head because they are literally destroying my cabin drilling holes all over. I would advise everyone else to do the same if you want your wood framed house to be standing in years to come #carpenterbeessuck https://t.co/ptV3r5BdNQ

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

@VancityReynolds @gbruner17 Dude you are gonna love it. @ me when you wanna tell me I was right 🤙

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Can’t decide between a midnight blue minivan with all wheel drive and foldable rear seats or a coffin.

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

It feels so good to get back to your vehicle after a night of drinking.

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

https://t.co/dDOTv0dLbH

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

Some emails are sent by the bad guys

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

*runs out of TP*
Me: “E grab me a roll of TP”
E: “Be a man, whipe it with your hand”

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

I lost all my guns in an unfortunate boating accident today...

[Joey Bowen @joseph_bowen3]

You can’t catch an armadillo in a crawfish net.

[25_male_nyc @25_male_nyc]

JOHNNY CANT BE STOPPED