American Peatriot 🌴

Clearpill Manufacturer 🩹⚗️| my wife calls me the “Somali exfil specialist” | penguin

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

Strength and freedom are two sides of the same coin

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

The paradigm of millennial woman delusional fantasy is Katy Perry

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

Powdered suger on a pastry? In broad daylight? Slut!

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

“Dogma” - don’t hear that word too much anymore

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

High school theater club is like the special Olympics for mixed race teenagers

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

Birthrate doomerism is even dumber than climate or AI doomerism because the solutions are simple, cheap, effective and only require the will to implement. It is the absence of that will that is the real existential threat.

[WBS Daniel Jackson ᐰ @drfrogjackson]

Dare I say Niles, your protein infused sherry is nothing short of genius.

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

Under liberalism society itself is the temple of secular worship and there are many temple prostitutes

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

She chick pea my chana masala til I coriander garbanzo

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

@st_louis_stan @KarlPhd Eros, unsafe horny

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

If they sleepin on you .. start wettin they bed

[Gait Analyst @gaitanalyst]

Unc means unction, by the way. The anointed. You are chosen. Will you answer the call?

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

How horny u gotta be to carry a child for 9 mos. Give birth. And still have sex

[Sam Krapf @sam_gzstrength]

The fizeek of the man who loves to lift heavy weights, hits some cardio, but also loves large quantities of wifeslop, the occasional Busch Light, and friday ice cream with the kids

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

@LandsharkRides Sometimes I’ll just let the freak flag fly and do some CrossFit style bullshit Olympic lifting

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

They speak of “peak woke” in the past tense yet still write like women

[doomer @uncledoomer]

just found out a hardened incel ive been posting alongside for a decade is actually a wholesome chungus wife guy

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

She left me

[American Peatriot 🌴 @joseph_maternal]

Consumed tiramisu, sardines, avocado oil tortilla chips and Campari spritz before trying to give my wife the both diabolical smooch of all time

[Ozymandias𓆏 @0zmnds]

Walter Einbeck