Joseph Alani

I know words. I have the best words. Chicago

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

Well for anyone that knows a woman who ever needs to go “camping” in Chicago, I do have a spare bedroom in my apartment free of charge they can stay in, and am fully willing to provide any financial support necessary for travel for their “camping” excursion

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The United States should not be rubber-stamping weapons sales to the Israeli government as they deploy our resources to target international media outlets, schools, hospitals, humanitarian missions and civilian sites for bombing.

We have a responsibility to protect human rights.

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

I feel that for context (and I still decry any and all violence) the fact that 2.2 deaths per year have occurred due to Jihadist “rocket” attacks in Israel since 2004, and meanwhile in the USA we killed 7.1 people a year during the 4th of July with fireworks needs pointed out.

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

Big mad

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

What a stupid fucking call

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

They aren’t going to give you guys your 2k stimulus checks until this GameStop thing is over because everyone would bankrupt too many hedge funds

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

Elizabeth Warren taking the side of the hedge funds rather than the side of the American people is the least surprising thing ever... EVER

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Casino-like swings in stock prices of GameStop reflect wild levels of speculation that don’t help GameStop’s workers or customers and could lead to market instability. Today I told the SEC to explain what exactly it's doing to prevent market manipulation. https://t.co/NWaZe1jFVb

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

@JoshSnodgrass

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

Anyone who bought Doge coin after it got above $0.01 does not get to tweet about it. Those are the rules

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

u can’t sell houses u don’t own
u can’t sell cars u don’t own
but
u *can* sell stock u don’t own!?
this is bs – shorting is a scam
legal only for vestigial reasons

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

The second that I fully liquidate my position in GameStop I will be pulling all of my assets from Robinhood and I would encourage anyone that has an account with them to do the same

[mod @wsbmod]

LOOK WE FIXED POLITICS

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Let the people trade.

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that something else is the next GameStop. There is no other GameStop. This is a once in a decade if not lifetime thing

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

I’d like to remind the federal government that everyone who owns GameStop stock is going to have to pay capital gains taxes after it reaches $1000 tomorrow. We all know the hedge funds don’t pay taxes so it’s in our nations best interest to just let it be. #America

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

GameStop stock is the best vehicle of wealth redistribution that we have seen in the past 10 decades. People who bought the stock are literally taking money from hedge funds who bet against the stock. Most hedge funds require 1 million dollars minimum to even invest in them

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

remember, a hedge fund can drive a stock price of an already suffering business directly into the ground by aggressively shorting it, but if you decide to push and drive that stock price back up collectively (and raid a hedge fund) then you are engaging in something that’s bad.

[Joseph Alani @JosephAlani]

If there is a single hedge fund bailed out for attempting to short $GME I will riot

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Gamestonk!!
https://t.co/RZtkDzAewJ