Joseph B

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

@tedcruz Ted Cruz:
"Silly Kim, cages are for kids"

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

@Liz_Wheeler Sorry but you're just grabbing at low-hanging fruit. You can find more Satan than this in the home depot outdoor section in October.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

Lea Michele introducing her own Tony’s performance…it feels right

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

Don’t let Russia & Iran trick us into hurting our own country

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

@GrannyAnnie102 Literally driving by The Turf. I watched it happen.

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

@realDonaldTrump doesn't get to criticise Iowa Democrats for taking longer than planned when we're all still waiting for him to reduce the deficit, replace obamacare, and build his magic wall.

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

Being a musician is great except that you don't get sick days. Magically made it through teaching 2 classes, singing and playing 3 services and a La Bohème rehearsal this weekend. Finally a day of rest!

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

The verses of Death of a Bachelor by PATD are just Copacabana with different words and a new tag at the end.

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

Galatians 5:22-23 King James Version (KJV)
22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,

23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

#MAGA

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

I found this awesome recording of "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)" on #Smule: https://t.co/uvXggUENU2

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

Raise your hand if you're perfectly qualified for the work you're doing but still have crippling imposter syndrome!

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

Where I thought I'd be at 26: not sitting by the window at Starbucks, gently weeping to Snow Patrol.
#YetHereWeAre

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

When you realize Armie Hammer's real first name is Armand, and it hits you that his parents were unashamed pun masters. What a burden to grow up with.
#bakingsoda #ArmAndHammer #productplacement

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

I found this awesome recording of "This Is Me" on #Smule: https://t.co/bkfwLyJM5E

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

I think I accidentally hypnotized myself by leaving a record spinning after it had finished playing

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

I found this awesome recording of "Easy" on #Smule: https://t.co/zKzEvOHlVT

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

In case you haven't yet taken a soothing bath in your own years today, Death Cab for Cutie has a new album out.

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

Have you heard ‘Everybody In This Town’ by Joseph Brauer on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/xNL5calOzJ

[Joseph B @josephbrauer]

Watching Napoleon Dynamite after, like, 10 years and realizing that it's a Tarantino parody is a lot to deal with, tbh.