Joseph L. Chambers

In my spare time, I enjoy being awesome. You should try it.

[Vox @voxdotcom]

The Oxford comma is the most controversial punctuation mark. Where do you stand on its use? https://t.co/3A2LdYMu0z

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

#BuildTheWall https://t.co/URWQEYqDbW

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Giant crab horde gathers in Australia

https://t.co/67K5YS5yaq

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

@sormaus #ThanksObama

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

@sormaus Yessssssss. Let the retweets flow through you. They give you focus. They make you powerful.

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

Only unrepentant narcissists retweet themselves.

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

Only unrepentant narcissists retweet themselves.

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

This is a good opportunity for the Legislature to show that we don't need no stinkin' big gub'mint lib'rul schools in Boone County. #freedom

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

@ASourAppleTree Interestingly, Deem's suit in that picture looks more contemporary than what I've seen him wearing in the Legislature now.

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

@ASourAppleTree YOU DO NOT KNOW THE BACKSTORY BEHIND THE VARIOUS BUSINESS-RELATED WATERCRAFT! @sormaus

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

@sormaus WHAT AN EXCELLENT MARKETING TAGLINE! #DynamicSynergy #TheMarketingCanoe #ThoughtLeadership

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

*rolls eyes*

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

I'm so happy to see that the "family values" crowd suddenly realizes that, lo and behold, gay people really are targets for violence!

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

Funny, how we HAVE to say with every other breath that the shooter was a Muslim, but we hush up that his victims were chosen for being gay.

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

Today, I'd like to punch the people behind some conservative anon accounts right in their faces.

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

Sports! https://t.co/CglKvfRckN

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

#SeizeEveryLastGun

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

Last night, 50 people were killed by a civilian with a gun, but we need guns, in case President Obama is secretly the Antichrist. 🙄

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

Exactly twenty-one days to my "goal" day. This week is orientation, too, so it will go by quickly. #HomeStretch

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

Should be "Day," but that works, too.

[Joseph L. Chambers @josephchambers]

It is, once again, #EllipticalPaloooza... Damn. Send #ThotsAndPrayers