Ya boi Darius

See how fast reality fades into uncertainty, what do you mean you ain't never been snakebit before? Datboi/yaboi

[Ya boi Darius @josephe884]

@Daykerpriest To illustrate later why space racer needed to shoot viltrum and makes you consider what would happen if Mark had bored through earth.

[Ya boi Darius @josephe884]

@FatKidDeals hoping for a birthday miracle, any coupons or codes for those rotating media shelves that hold about 1000 blurays ?

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Man, believe in your dang ol’ self

[Janelle @JanStarRattler]

pov: you just beat kingdom hearts 2

#kingdomhearts

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Dang ol’ Operation Infinite Walrus, I tell ya what

[Ya boi Darius @josephe884]

@_HelloElizabeth Terry is the best

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

run it back

[Ya boi Darius @josephe884]

@_HelloElizabeth Same

[Ya boi Darius @josephe884]

@iosephusrex Seeking infinite wisdom in Eddie’s teachings

[tom @tshmke]

this is what i imagine toads listen to when they’re chillin at the swamp

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When I’m drunk I only know how to spell “wyd” “wya” “omw” and “I’m outside”

[Ya boi Darius @josephe884]

@floralungs Was just thinking about you

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Are we alone in the universe? Impossible."

[Ya boi Darius @josephe884]

@EliTheCurry Animorphin time

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students. Other principals unload problem cases that way. Lord knows I do!"

"I'm a good student."

"Yeah, sure, and they told me I'd get a big parade when I got back from 'Nam. Instead, they spat on me..."

[Ya boi Darius @josephe884]

@cobwebkitten That is a great movie

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

#OnThisDay #OTD September 24, 1995, "Radioactive Man" (S07E02) first aired on the Fox network. Dir: Susie Dietter. Wr: @JJSwartzwelder. EP: @DaveMirkin. Guest-starring Mickey Rooney as himself and Phil Hartman as Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz. #TheSimpsons

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret-- that all the chimps we sent into space came back superintelligent.

No, I don't think we'll be telling them that.

#Simpsons

[Ya boi Darius @josephe884]

@JanetteMeow 😍

[Ya boi Darius @josephe884]

@cobwebkitten I just started rewatching it not long ago