Joe Boothe

I live, write, and eat in Los Angeles. Mostly eat.

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@scottderrickson Unrealistic. Katie never asks him to make sure the back door is closed and the air is turned down to negative 80.

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@254chevywoods @Tanner_AZ303 @sambbenson I thought private business was far superior to government.

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@Tanner_AZ303 @254chevywoods @sambbenson I totally agree that people attending his rallies need to be smarter.

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@254chevywoods @sambbenson He must really value you enthusiastic supporters to provide shade and water like that.

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@carsonsteele30 CROCKY BALBOA

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It’s like I’ve always said. The key to
Making a great comedy is to make something about crippling addiction, depression, and anxiety and not be funny.

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Loving @taylorswift13 new album the tortured former presidents department #TTFPD

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Weird

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@KamalaHQ Savage.

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@Toronto_TODAY5 @krassenstein @JoeBiden Maybe don’t start barking about shit you don’t know

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@JoeBiden Thank you, Mr. President.

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@monkeymanmovie OPENING. FUCKING. NIGHT. #realmovies

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but…

BEHIND YOU!!!

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@MattLombardoNFL Remember how you’re dumb as fuck?

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@kate_fried @cadlymack It was indeed. It never came to fruition because God hates me.

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@cadlymack @tiboribi I was hired to write the movie. It was a really fun script, actually. Then John Krasinski had to go and become a badass director.

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@katiedianne 🔥

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@WGAWest holy shit y’all this was worth fighting for

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@Newsweek Still not the most expensive Jet lost this month. #nfl