Joseph Folan

I'll have the soufflé

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one...

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

@fogbound_vidya Enough for me to Google. Apparently trying to teach me how to clean myself, bit harsh

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

WILD

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

Marriage Story - 10/10

[Ben Ramsdale @benramsdale]

Chesterfield FC’s decade in halves:

First Half:
🔹 Move to a brand new stadium
🔹 Two L2 trophies
🔹 Two trips to Wembley
🔹 One JPT trophy
🔹 One L1 Play-Off season

Second half:
🔹 Relegation to L2
🔹 Relegation to NL
🔹 SEVEN different managers
🔹 Currently 22nd in NL

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

@OneeyedJoeC @thepolice

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

@MullerUKandI

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

Minimal choco flakes in my banana choco flakes. Ruined evening.

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

@OneeyedJoeC I’ve now seen more proof rats can drive than you can drive 🤔

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

@AmazonUK @AmazonHelp @amazon @alexa99 @JeffBezos these 24 washing up bowls came in all these boxes 📦 📦 📦 completely unnecessary and wasteful. The irony is these are eco bowls! Could have been delivered in one box 📦

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

“You’ve been wearing those jeans for ages. They need to go in the wash”

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

@SkyFootball @dathomas93 bring back Gnanduillet @ChesterfieldFC didn’t know how good we had it (genuinely would take him with open arms)

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

@sainsburys please can you take the window out? It would make it easier to recycle it. Thanks! #thistweetisveryimportant #iknowwhatricelookslike

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

@JoshuaMurrayBM Great send off! All the best in your future endeavours Crumbie

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

A real page turner

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

@OneeyedJoeC Spelling might be off but seems like a legit Italian name to me.

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

If I had a penny for every time someone has asked me this...

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

@OneeyedJoeC All the Italian swearing gestures you taught me are being aimed back at you and this tweet

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

Origin story of this joke is that I missed the h out of many thanks on an email.

[Joseph Folan @josephfolan]

Original bad joke: How does Putin sign off emails? Many Tanks, Putin