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[nelson @madebynelson_]

🎃✨

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

Your dog shouldn’t be jumping on me when I come over. If I have to consciously wear clothes that I don’t mind being ruined to visit you, I will probably not come over.

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

y’all is it just me or has this year been like really good so far ???

[toxic king @toxicking]

If we dated before I turned 18 you're not my ex. You're my childhood friend.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Girls Instagram be private but their private be public 😭😭💀💀🤣😂🥶

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

it’s okay to realize “i do not feel loved here” & leave

[j @josephhinne]

@KaylynnNelson26 Your profile pic is in my room mf 😂

[𝐉𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐚. @damnjiggaa]

having a gf who’s truly horny & addicted to only you >>>>

[Elizabeth @lizloveforeve]

Having a vibrator die on you when masturbating is like having sex with a man

[k 🍪 @yesitskayy]

men be like "babe i'm sorry i forgot when ur birthday is" but remember the entire first round of the 2016 nfl draft

[sierra 🩻 @hauntedpIace]

most unrealistic part of stranger things is that no one wants steve harrington

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

Some of y'all dating to escape loneliness and that's why it don't work out

[becky | ia era @liloxraisy]

im a hopeless romantic but a little more hopeless than a romantic

[laura🇺🇸 @legitlaurag]

you know what’s attractive? WORK ETHIC. no one wants to date a man that sits around on the couch and does nothing all day.

[Nat @Nat_andCo]

My toxic trait is buying two tickets to every show I go to just in case a homie needs one