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[Super Saiyan Batman™ aka TLocness™ @TLocV]

Me: *picks at a scab*

My blood cells who just spent hours building it:

[mexican wetzel @Its_Just_Nico]

Waiter/waitress: “Did you wanna box?”

Me:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i always overthink these like my life depends on it

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

how tf is this one dude growing a bunch of giant vegetables.. WHAT IS HIS SECRET

[Father Sean Misty @seanieviola]

Me after sending out exactly one email

[Jose C @Corral_33]

Biden - 264
Trump - 214
Blink - 182

[I EAT 🐱 FOR EBT @TheRealEWILLZ]

This the only person I trust to count these votes rn

[Laura- destiny @dxstinyy00]

As it is Nov 1st, it’s only right this makes a return

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

I am Steve Harvey

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

me when i feel the smallest inkling of sadness

[🍸 @diorangxl]

Mugler Spring 2021 RTW

[🤎 @slyyshawty]

Be careful who you confide in. A listening ear is a running mouth.

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

they always ask “what emoji do i use” but never “how’s an emo g” 😔

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

bruno mars lied. I would never catch a grenade for you.