Joseph Ferris

.NET Architect/Engineer, Social Engineering enthusiast. Enthusiastic New Yorker. Non-political.

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@TalkinYanks @trevorplouffe @Jomboy_ @TalkinJake "Live" is more than we can say about the front office, at this point.

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@MohojoWerksLLC My goodness... I was already feeling old today. Thanks, Gene! LOL. Hope all is well!

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@geneangelo Surely you meant #roberttakeshalftechnology? ;-)

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Was deeply disappointed to find out that vegan leather is not made from real vegans.

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@DuvalMagic All I got from these codes, since they had previously been posted, was a pair of Legendary Blue Balls.

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@SpillTheMemes You have Julius Caeser to blame for that one. It was the 8th month in the Roman calendar when there were only ten months. When he introduced the Julian calendar, they added two months to the beginning to account for the winter gap, which did not have months associated.

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@Trill_MUFC @Rieguy7 @elonmusk And it is really good at generating consistent structured data. I programmatically feed Gemini video captures from my security cameras to generate comprehensive JSON output in a specific format, which I then use for decision-making and notifications.

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@nypost He looks oddly familiar...

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@fesshole Odd way to describe your own flatulence, but you do you.

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@teqquillapapi Out for us in the Hudson Valley for the second night in a row, too.

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@ThatKevinSmith I hate puns, as a rule - but that was pure artistry, right there.

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@nypost It makes no difference in cost over a period of time. She is left with buying fewer sticks more frequently, instead of more sticks less frequently, but overall consumption is constant. Not to mention, yes, it *is* gross (both the hygiene aspect and her analytical skills).

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@brandonrickn Status site says no, but my lack of ability to admin my pipeline says otherwise. Slow responses and blank screens, right now.

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@80s_Kidz

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@anon_opin I vote for cremation. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I do not want to come back and starve to undeath on the lack of collective brains left within modern society.

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@anon_opin Actually, GenX could not care less about your incorrect generalization. We are too busy listening to great music, talking to our friends we made without the internet, and reaping the rewards of attaining our career goals to hear you moaning from your parent's basement.

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@cryptopunkard @therealalbertc @nypost I trust Mitch. In his previous research, he also had concluded that an escalator could never break, as it would just become stairs.

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@BPHACaucus NYS legislature literally created this problem by creating an opportunity for a black market instead of cracking down on retailers who did not ID. Now, you have illegal/counterfeit issues, a thriving black market reaching minors, and adults returning to cigarettes.
Farcical!

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@brutalfightz Seizures. One of our dachshunds had them, after having a stroke at nine years old. They're absolutely terrifying to watch. She ended up on medication, which prevented the seizures, and while she was never the same after the stroke, she lived another five happy years.

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@SpillTheMemes Fully disagree with this. I'm nearing fifty and, if anything, my musical tastes are diversifying and I am listening to more new music than ever. The difference is that I have fully disengaged from most mainstream music, and instead focus on indie labels.

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@ThatEricAlper Amigo the Devil. Found him a couple of years back, along with a few other great acts, doing a deep dive on modern folk and Americana.