Joseph Mollo

build. measure. learn.

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I haven’t tweeted in a while. They have this now. It’s cool.

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Why can’t you leave a video message for a unanswered FaceTime call?

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Gambling problem? Here’s 10 straight gambling app commercials. Call for gambling help. Click on the app. Call from the app. We want you to download this gambling app.

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@Etsy @Etsy - it was nice for you to email me regarding this tweet. However, since, no reply to multiple followups, no explanation, no notice. Account suspended for over 2 months now - without word or warning. CASE: #12958885. Umm, help? Or at least change your X profile description

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@Etsy my shop (ChippewaFive) was mysteriously suspended over a month ago without any email notification or explanation. Two appeals submitted, no response. Spoken with all recent customers, no complaints. Asking for support via email ([email protected]) or ☎️?

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I had opinions re: the @StreamOnMax rebrand, that is, until, it delivered 20+ seasons of ‘How It’s Made’. Max Evangelist, forever yours.

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Good day to mention that when I was 15 my brother took my sister and I to see George Carlin live after working a trade show in Vegas. 3rd row. Cherished experience.

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@johnroa I just paid $46 for 0.7m AND they can’t keep them on the shelf

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Maybe I should write a 🧵 on economy of words? Here, done.

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Netflix will NOT stop dangling @SeinfeldTV in my #1 slot. The algorithm is so good they KNOW I want to watch it, but not good enough to know that I already have (at nauseam). Give up @netflix, this battle is won.

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Why can’t you leave a video message for a unanswered FaceTime call?

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There I found myself, an aimless consumer, saved by the top of an NBA backboard. Glorious.

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@thelocaltourist I very much enjoyed your book. Thank you for the inscription. Others interested in Living Landmarks of Chicago: https://t.co/qlOE7BAvdS

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@skaw Ha! Live look from F9HQ tonight.

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Shit. They’re going to add “add to cart” buttons on streaming ads.

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It pains me to know that there’s a group of individuals conniving around a table with a deployment to disable our ability to skip through podcast advertisements. Good Ol’ Days, remember these.

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Here’s a tweet, I don’t care - and that’s okay!

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@tarashannon Still quite possibly one of the all time best episode of anything, end to end: https://t.co/ic5HMrlULR

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@tarashannon PJ Out?!

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Super Bowl commercials flooding feeds the week before Sunday has everything to do with Pumpkin Spice on Labor Day. The Disease of More.

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“I am absolutely humbled to tell you about [ INSERT THING YOUR ABSOLUTELY NOT HUMBLE ABOUT].”