Joey Seasons

graphic designer i spit fire

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

Do bald guys get free memberships to the climbing gym or what’s the deal

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

@MattWallace888 War is the natural state of things.

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

Posted at the crib watching the game with my squid out

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

Shawty so fine I completely made her up in mind she doesn’t even exist

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

Texting my buddy who owns a shovel:

Hey brother any chance you’re free right now? Not 100% sure but I think I just hit the rizzler with my pickup…

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

Dudes be like “this and a blunt”

My man don’t you get drug tested at work?

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

In the lab. Straight up “mashin it”. And by “it”, haha, well. Let’s just say. My monster

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

WFH but I’m banging a little tin cup against the bars of my apartment window as howlin wolf blasts through my speakers

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

i would commit grave breaches of the third and fourth geneva conventions to wake up in 2011 and play a little dom on a black ops dlc map (my team is actually pushing b)

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

I’d like to go on a 1930s baseball player diet. Where can I buy steaks and milk in bulk?

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

This is the only kind of text I’d like to receive from here on out

[Narek Mug 🇦🇲 @narekmug]

@shadows_eth @yugalabs @BoredApeYC @WickedCraniums @forgottenrunes @Cryptoon_Goonz @TheWildBunchNFT @TheWildBunchNFT is the best bunch of fellas anyone could ask for

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

No no it’s okay the plant can have a little alcohol as a treat

[Joey Seasons @josephseasons]

A “I voted” sticker but instead it says “I’m a single dude in my 20s and I listen to Olivia Rodrigo”

[karoo (👱‍♀️, 👱‍♀️) @DefiDuck_Karoo]

Ok I'm going to do something a little unconventional on a personal level. I wanted to do something cool for the @TheWildBunchNFT community so I have decided to purchase #256 on open market and then give it away to one person who RTs this first msg of the thread. Asset link below.