Joseph Simpkin

If you've come as far as to read my bio you might aswell just click follow......

[City of Derby @CityofDerby]

Ashbourne Royal #Shrovetide: What it is, when it is held and how to play #Derbyshire https://t.co/VBG6BlStcA

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@footballtweet Rashford is terrible!!

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@FunnyFTMoments Used to do this Sunday league 25 years ago and it never worked then either 😂

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@dcfcofficial Now get that captain armband on him!!

[Derby County @dcfcofficial]

The one you've ALL been waiting for...

𝓜𝓻 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓫𝔂 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝔂 🤩🤩🤩

#DCFC #dcfcfans

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@DerbyRetweets Hopefully not

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@DerbyRetweets Don’t talk stupid

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@TalkDerbyPod @Ryanlee_2490 will

[Jamie Segal @jamiewhu01]

Only the elite eat with their fork in the right hand and knife in the left.

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@RTranterDesign @fedz_ruston

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@storm16540959 @ayebeekay1 No

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@nationaltrust I donated £3 buying half a sandwich from your cafe that should be enough!!!

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@Ryanlee_2490 @fedz_ruston @ZachTickets @zachparkerboxer I’ll see you, you cunt

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@fedz_ruston @ZachTickets @zachparkerboxer Yeah followed it bruv! Will see what he says and get them 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Shrovetide Live @ShrovetideLive]

Boy have we missed Shrovetide! What an exciting first day with both teams scoring to make it 1-1. Perfectly set for tomorrow! See you all on day two of the greatest football game in the world!!! #Shrovetide2022

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@DeadlineDayLive @tariqpanja Jheeze go steady on them!

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AND STILL! The most corrupt sport there is….

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

AND STILL!

Josh Taylor retains his undisputed world light-welterweight titles by split decision against Jack Catterall.

#BBCBoxing #TaylorCatterall

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Boxing is a joke 😂🙈

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@UltimateBaldy @beccafrances7 @BorisJohnson No we don’t!