Joseph Smith

Programmer at Hudson River Trading

[Joseph Smith @josephsmithtm]

My tribute to @tacobell https://t.co/lIxEw36z3W

[Joseph Smith @josephsmithtm]

@mulaney this story is strangely familiar:

Moose on the loose in Alaska hospital - https://t.co/j3ZEJgYyL5

[Mo @LamarHeisman]

@Ravens Fire John harbaugh

[Joseph Smith @josephsmithtm]

@JeremyJohnsen @paprbckparadise @pattonoswalt

[Joseph Smith @josephsmithtm]

@gregjoz Is there some sort of replay of the drawing? I am skeptical judging from a few of high spectral artifacts that are typically only present in photographs.

[Joseph Smith @josephsmithtm]

@Dreamforscience @StephenKing He is a writer. You follow him because he wrote books full of words. Now you complain because he is writing words.

[Joseph Smith @josephsmithtm]

@jespow For most exchanges volume is correlated to revenue

[Joseph Smith @josephsmithtm]

@StephenKing Hands down: https://t.co/6jo9AKftsI

[Liam Bennett @ljkbennett]

Wow, that was a wild few minutes where the actual President of the USA was following me on Twitter and even sent me a message. Shame it ended so badly 😭

[Joseph Smith @josephsmithtm]

@larsrosenquist Using https://t.co/bmuGTaDcCW for this exact reason.

[Lionel Page @page_eco]

Such a cool way to explain logic gates.

[Joseph Smith @josephsmithtm]

@PlayChessRush Game Center Auth is not working.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Gonna take care of that vaping so young users don't get hurt. Maybe take care of those school shooter guns next?

[Joseph Smith @josephsmithtm]

@RickPaulas I have a theory that people spend a bunch of time ranting on Twitter because their friends are sick of listening to their inarticulate, derivative bullshit.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Yes.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

"Who wants to eat soup and get drunk with Mr. Burns?" https://t.co/6CTniLTmwp

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

So let's sum up. The Parkland gunman:

-Was too young to buy beer
-Was expelled from school for violence
-Got mental health treatment
-Got reported to the FBI for boasting he'd shoot up a school on YouTube

And as of 02/13/18, owned an assault rifle totally legally.

[Jake Bittle @jake_bittle]

Half the stories the NYT does about non-New York places are like:

"CLEVELAND—In a city known for a hardscrabble charm that borders on barbarism, the locals—auto workers, mostly, and diner waitresses—were greeted by a surprising sight last week: the city's first artist, ever."

[Hudson River Trading @WeAreHRT]

HRT is excited to announce that we have entered into a definitive agreement to acquire Chicago, IL-based market making firm Sun Trading. We look forward to joining forces with Sun’s talented team and for HRT to become part of the Chicago trading community! https://t.co/GhBjyOLIAW

[Senator Dianne Feinstein @SenFeinstein]

UPDATE: We may vote on the Republican tax bill TONIGHT. We don't have the final bill. We don't have analysis from the Joint Committee on Taxation as to whether or not the bill would boost the economy. We don't have a Treasury Department analysis. This is OUTRAGEOUS!