Sephistopheles

A very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth.

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

Can't stop thinking about how much of the suffering in the world is allowed to happen so a group of dragons can keep score in a game the remaining 99.9% of us won't even ever play.

And we're okay with it, for some reason.

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

@garrytan

[Empire Of Lies @berningman16]

"Government is the entertainment division of the Military-Industrial Complex." - Frank Zappa

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

A lot of men don't desire partnership or even companionate love; they just want a mommy they can have sex with.

[a knight who remembered his meows @ManuclearBomb]

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

One of the most infamous examples of Nazi book-burning was of works looted from Magnus Hirschfeld's Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, which compiled research and advocated for trans and other queer people.

Rowling is a transparently bad faith actor and a fool.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I just… how? How did you type this out and press send without thinking ‘I should maybe check my source for this, because it might’ve been a fever dream’?

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

@ProfJoshuaA Reality has a well-documented leftist bias.

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

This is like the moment in that meme right before the guy starts going through a history book exclaiming, "Oh, no. No, no, no. Oh, fuck."

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

(Get ready for the inevitable white-washing of his crimes out of a misguided sense of respect for the dead.)

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

Henry Kissinger, prolific war criminal, dies at 100.

I don't have a joke or a pithy observation. I'm just really, really glad this fuck is dead.

https://t.co/9YSd1308VE via @politico

[Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd]

the photo is from gaza. the text is from the white house. genocide

[Michael Sophia @MichaelSopcg9z]

Palestinians are some of the bravest people on the planet. constantly in awe.

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

Getting approved and scheduled to test @Pearson with accommodations is paradoxically an unaccommodating, circuitous, convoluted bureaucratic chore.

Frankly, I'd respect them more if they admitted they were actively working to sabotage everyone forced to use their "service."

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

(Golf courses are a huge drain on water and usable land for the petit bourgeoisie and their bosses to conduct a lame little exclusionary club. 98% of them should be bulldozed and rezoned into something useful.)

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

This happened in my town, and the impotent rancor and clueless privilege of the author of this article is staggering.

These guys are fucking legends and I hope they never get caught.
https://t.co/jIkkyPWJwB

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

@scriptz4sale I feel this 100%.

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

Like 85% of reality competitions are basically just unethical human experimentation. 100% for the romance ones.

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

I didn’t vote for Joe fucking Biden the last time and if you think I’m voting for that sack of shit after he broke EVERY campaign promise, you can seriously go fuck yourself.

[Sephistopheles @josephvaloren]

Basically all of this. If any human being has earned the title of 'monster', it's Pat Robertson.

I celebrate his death. Not out of spite or hatred, but because the world is simply a less dangerous and harmful place with him removed from it.