Joseph Wu

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[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

MoonPay 又有新服務 MoonAgents.

[CoinMarketCap @CoinMarketCap]

LATEST: 🤖 MoonPay expanded MoonAgents to Telegram, letting users analyze markets, build dashboards and prepare crypto transactions while data and keys stay on their own devices.

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

真係估唔到你可以這樣設計‼️

[Toby Li @tobyliiiiiiiiii]

JUST IN - China’s Long March 10B rocket has successfully caught and recovered its first stage.

This marks the fourth orbital rocket to recover its booster, after Falcon 9, Starship, and New Glenn, and makes China the second country to do so.

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

TVB 不會報道的新聞吧！

[髙橋𝕏羚@闇を暴く人。 @Parsonalsecret]

中国やばいな

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un tipo compro WiFi para ver el Argentina vs Egipto en el avion

Y los 187 pasajeros terminaron arrimandose para escuhar el partido en vivo

[cold @coldtrz]

She bought 900,000 Bitcoin in 2009, I wonder how she is doing today?

[Eduardo Menoni @eduardomenoni]

🚨IMPRESIONANTE: 2.500 drones iluminaron el cielo en Texas con la imagen de un Águila calva gigante en celebración por el 4 de Julio, los 250 años de independencia de EE.UU. 🔥

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

😱😱😱😱😱

[imsai @imsai13635983]

ไทยรัฐลงคลิปสุดท้าย ที่มีพลเมืองดีนำน้ำมาถวายกับพระธุดงค์ก่อนเกิดโศกนาฏกรรม
ขอให้พวกท่านไปอยู่ภพภมิที่ดี 🙏🙏🥺🥺
#พระธุดงค์ #มุกดาหาร #อุบัติเหตุ

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

😣😣😣😣😣 佛祖沒有保佑？🙏🏻

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

😱😱😱😱😱 打保齡球一樣！

[Aykırı @aykiri]

(HASSAS) Tayland’da bir dini tören için yürüyen rahiplerin arasına dalan 11 yaşındaki sürücü, ortalığı savaş alanına çevirdi.

Katliam gibi kazada 9 Budist rahip hayatını kaybetti.

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Atlanta spent $130M to build glass walls for fare evasion prevention. Result:

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

好快就知道，佢是不是假先知。

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

希望真係發生，就有大新聞上報‼️

[Chay Bowes @BowesChay]

Where are the Women?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The official line is that they were a Norwegian trade delegation. Technically accurate, because they are Nordic, and there was trade. But they are also seven feet tall, telepathic, and arrived on the South Lawn without a vehicle.

I am the Deputy Director of Visitor Logistics at the White House. I logged them into WAVES as FOREIGN DIGNITARIES (3), NON-TERRESTRIAL, NO MOTORCADE REQUIRED, and the meeting went extremely well.

The Pleiadians requested the audience in March. They communicate telepathically, which the President respected immediately, because it meant nothing was in writing.

They traveled 444 light-years to deliver a warning about our trajectory as a species, the kind of warning a doctor gives a patient who keeps asking if he can smoke in the waiting room. Atomic weapons. Ocean collapse. Machine intelligence. I did not take complete notes, because the meeting ran 25 minutes and he spent the first eleven asking where they got the jackets.

Their opening offer: clean fusion, the cure for every disease, the propulsion equations. Free. Contingent on planetary disarmament.

His advisors begged him not to negotiate against a species that reads minds. It turned out he is the one man alive with nothing to find. They reached into his mind expecting layer upon layer of deception and found a single image, perfectly clear: him, wearing one of their jackets. The delegation conferred for a long moment and informed us that in eleven thousand years of contact, no species had ever tried to buy the uniform. They called it coherence. They did not mean it as a compliment. He has already trademarked it.

He countered. Landing rights, retroactive to 1947. Eighty years of unauthorized airspace use, invoiced with interest. Legal added a line item for the weather balloon story. Narrative services. We billed them for our own cover-up, and the tall one went silent for nine seconds, which I am told is how their species weeps.

Greenland stays in the deal. They did not want Greenland. He said that's how he knew it was valuable. What kind of advanced civilization passes on waterfront?

Then UFC Freedom 250. This Sunday. Seven bouts on the same lawn we were standing on. His birthday, which he assured them was a coincidence the universe keeps arranging. He offered them galactic distribution rights. Then he looked at the tall one for a long time and offered him the co-main event. Seven feet. Reach like a cathedral door. Walks around at a weight our scales log as an error. Someone said the commission would never sanction it. He appoints the commission.

The tall one declined. He lowered the offer to the prelims. This is a negotiating technique.

They asked if staging a cage fight on the negotiation site was a threat display. He said it was a Flag Day celebration, and also yes.

I should note that an environmental group has sued to stop the octagon. Nobody has sued to stop the aliens. I forwarded this to Counsel as proof that the permitting process is working.

Protocol required a gift exchange. They presented a small silver sphere that shows the holder the full consequences of his choices. He looked into it for four seconds and asked if it came in gold.

You have all seen the photo. A groundskeeper took it through the magnolias. We told the press pool it was a costume rehearsal for a streaming series, and the pool, to their credit, wrote that down. The groundskeeper now works at the Department of Energy. I am told this is a promotion.

There is also footage. He spotted the camera mid-meeting and pointed at it the way you'd point at a waiter whose name you intend to learn. Instead of having it confiscated, he licensed it on the spot. The leak is now official merchandise. Every time you share it, a royalty accrues. You have probably shared it. Have you checked? He thanks you for your business.

The deal collapsed at dusk. The Pleiadians withdrew the fusion offer when he asked them to walk out before the main event as Special Guests of the Octagon. They said humanity was not ready. He had Counsel log that as a verbal option to renew.

Final tally: our species declined the cure for every disease and counteroffered with pay-per-view. The delegation received two tickets to the Ellipse screening area. Not cageside. He does not give away cageside.

They left without sound. One moment present, then elsewhere, like a fee disclosure.

Two things before Sunday. The walkout jackets for the main card are red with gold embroidery. Licensed. The fusion fell through, but the jackets closed in an afternoon.

And there are three seats on the South Lawn logged as HOLD, GUESTS OF THE PRINCIPAL, DO NOT ASSIGN. I did not enter that hold. The system says I did.

He says everyone comes back to the table.

We're the only planet with the belt.

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

Really 🤔 外星人。

[凤凰九天3Quantum Phoenix 999 Z @twittacc838]

一张泄露的特朗普总统与身份不明人士会面的照片正在网络上疯传，人们纷纷试图辨认这些人是谁。

这是一张高清照片。这些人英國是来自阿加尔塔的代表。

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: SpaceX has made its debut on the New York stock market and could make Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire.

🔗 https://t.co/TCXOmqmbJL

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

好正。

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

期待有科技出現！

[Dogan Ural @doganuraldesign]

And finally, the most requested one:

Tesla RoboBike

[Joseph Wu @josephwuuk]

好期待香港都可以有間。

[Google Japan @googlejapan]

“ Google Store 日本初上陸！ ”

この夏、
Google Store 表参道がオープンします！
ぜひ、お店でお会いしましょう。

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