Jose Schmitt

Medium-length haired loverboy electronic music producer.

Soulful melancholy. Wet. Distorted. Mud... Needs more LPF.

Usually Lofi House, Garage or Jungle.

[Jose Schmitt @joseschmitty]

Jus sayin

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@SoL_UKG @4_classics I duno, to be fair she was there first and although it's a public space rahrahrah when you're in a park that's big enough for people to go to another bench, it's nice for them to do so.

For example, if you're having a picnic with your fam and some skank sits behind you coughing

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@SoL_UKG YouTube: that's how you have a respectable debate between two adults without swearing. Northern bench-sitting Rogan changed my life 🙏

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Time is irrelevant. The only thing that matters is the remaining alcohol in the household.

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Hedonists: if you've caught the vibe of alcohol but you are getting a bit peckish, should you switch to food or continue with the booze? I don't want to interrupt my campaign with distractions.

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I wish I had a woman way over town that's good to me

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@DJ_Seinfeld @confidencemanTM @AppleMusic Your poor collaborators 😅

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How you speak to your ChatGPT will determine whether you're a dom or a sub.

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@SoL_UKG Legend!

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@SoL_UKG Do a YouTube tutorial, I need this!! Haha

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Think I bested myself tonight.

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Going to make some yummy FG tonight that sounds like Garlicky sundried tomatoes followed by red wine tastes

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Bro.

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It's so addictive when you make something you realise you're really vibing with. I must do 1000 passes in the first session 😍

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Got these vibes in mind right now

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Gonna make some emotional liquidy jungle

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There are a couple of new Jungle tracks up on my SoundCloud https://t.co/aXhoxN3SBK

[Jose Schmitt @joseschmitty]

Is there a summer version of 'I wish it could be Christmas every day'? I've really got that song in my head and don't break those kinda rules.