Happy? Eat an uncrustable. Depressed? Eat an uncrustable. Mad? Eat an uncrustable. Excited? Uncrustable time. Scared? Calm yourself with an uncrustable. Moody? I bet an uncrustable can’t hurt. Drunk? Uncrustable late night snack. On the go? Whip out that sweet, sweet PB&J pocket.