J-Smooth

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

Dqvrwtg https://t.co/NVkrtFzw1z

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

@vjohnsonn If I could make a livin' out of lovin' you

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

@Go_Big_Lexie_ I’m gonna be mad if you buy a sack of shit tho! Just buy a sack of crawfish and @vjohnsonn and me will come visit ya.

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

It’s 2am and my wife is sitting here drinking Budweiser eating BBQ chips and watching four weddings. Im a lucky man

[“alright now!” ηick @Creat1ve]

Auntie: "Do that lil' dance your Momma be talkin' about!"

Childhood me: "😂 Nah, not tonight!"

Auntie: "I'll give you $5!"

Childhood me: 🤑

[JzoSports @JzoSports]

Female Padres fan catches foul ball with beer, proceeds to chug beer with ball in it. Wifey material

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

I keep a checklist of all the things I do right in my marriage! I’m doing great so far.

[mba youngboy @justpariah]

When you on the last nugget but just opened up a full sauce https://t.co/yYDsEiMAPY

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

@Go_Big_Lexie_ If you look at her phone she will have 10 missed calls and 54 text messages that haven’t been open. She never replies

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

@vjohnsonn First big girl purchase!

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

@Go_Big_Lexie_ @vjohnsonn I know I’m not depending on y’all to get me home for sure!

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

Iv put on 8lbs since my wedding, not looking good. I’m turning into That Old Married Guy!!

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

@yeauxitsLuke Like a Ghetto booty

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

Just woke up from a accidental nap with my feet on the desktop, now just waiting on my feet to wake up so I can get a drink!!!

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

@datbassss They prob mad as hell when they checked the size of your clothes, had to give it all to a kid lol

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

Saints win super bowl when New Orleans got flooded. Houston got flooded and now the Astros will bring home the win!!! ⚾️🏆

[J-Smooth @josh_bigjohnson]

I really don’t understand why people put on the blinker light 2ft before they turn. ITS TO LATE Bi!?h, I know you turning now