Josh Castle

I wish I was better at this. he/him

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

I am honored to be nominated for the 2023 CMA Touring Awards “Unsung Hero of the Year!”

My job is by design thankless, so I am truly humbled to have been noticed by my peers. My fellow nominees are the best at what they do. To be recognized alongside them is a dream come true.

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

@StoneyKeeley That’s cussed up.

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

@NashSevereWx We’ve got full size ice cubes falling from the sky in Grassland.

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

Josh of 2/7/25 had no idea how bad 2025 was about to get. And it is just now April.

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

So 2025 is a prank, right?

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

So 2025 is a prank, right?

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

@korkedbats Oh no!!

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

It is really disappointing to see human evolution take the path of “be available for work at all hours of the day” and not “hibernate like a bear in the colder, darker months.”

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

Music has an amazing way of reaching us when we need it the most. So today, I offer you my favorite lyric of all time…

You know, it seems the more we talk about it,
It only makes it worse to live without it.
But let’s talk about it.

- “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” by The Beach Boys

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

I don't know that BlueSky will take off, but I know that I am desperate for something that is the Twitter of old.

If you're on BlueSky, add me!
https://t.co/ywXTxrewob

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

Brat summer is over.
It’s Simone summer.

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

Happy Y2K2.0 everyone!

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

It’s pretty cool of Eggland to continually give us their best.

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

Look, I’m sure she’s great. But I am born and raised Nashville, have worked in music since the month I left high school, and my only goal in the world is to be a country bear. Life, help me out.

[Disney Parks @DisneyParks]

From Tennessee to Disney, Emily Ann Roberts is sharing how she became a Country Bear: https://t.co/f2ff5IcK1P 🐻🎶

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

@RamonKaylaWill My family once pulled into a Sonic at 11:30am on a day they closed at noon.

When we pushed the button, they told us they were closed.

We were confused and asked why their sign said they closed at noon. Their response? “It’s noon in here!”

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

@BuckReising @TwoRiversFord “There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
- George W Bush

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

Dear all companies,

No one wants you to email them every day. Literally, no one. Like, what are you thinking?

Signed,
All of us

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

This is literally the one reason I would take my future children to a Charles Entertainment Cheese.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Chuck E. Cheese will phase out its endearing and nostalgia-inducing, if perhaps slightly creepy, animatronic band performances at all but two of the chain’s more than 400 locations in the U.S. by the end of 2024. https://t.co/W4VfMuXS2M

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

We may live in the worst timeline, but at least I got to exist in the same room as Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson at different points multiple times. It almost makes the chaos of *waves frantically at everything* worthwhile.

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

I’m watching “Let It Be” for the first time and I wish I was 16 and in a band again.

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

To the gentleman on my @Delta flight complaining about my lack of desire to give him my aisle seat in exchange of his middle seat for the reason of *checks notes* he simply wants it…

You get what you pay for, my guy.

[Josh Castle @josh_castle]

Might just mess around and write Mambo No. 6