joshdavidson

NUFC🖤🤍

[Dominik Tarczyński MEP @D_Tarczynski]

London!

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

Swimming pool in France and Poland. Do you notice any differences?

[Scott Gallacher @ScottGJourna]

Spotted in Munich @DaftLimmy

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

#NUFC

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

#NUFC won 3-0 & Joe Willock is back

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

⛔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dan Burn is in @Tesco today… but just for personal shopping. English defender is enjoying free day with his family.

◉ NO correlation with vacant cashier position

◉ NO January move expected as he’s now untouchable for Newcastle. #NUFC

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

It's officially derby day #NUFC #HWTL #SMB

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Tomorrow, we play. 👊

HWTL! 🖤🤍

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Pete Sibley @442Wide]

Pickle Arteta

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Wins the ball ➡️ follows it up with a worldie 🌍

#UCL

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Different class, @Popey1992! 👏

[Joe ⚫️⚪️ @JoeH066]

Can anyone tell me why we're considering spending 60m on a 79 rated player? Maddison is 82 and costs the same amount. Just seems mental to me. Would rather keep miggy there as he's 78 rated and just as good. Just dont get the obsession with average players 🤷‍♂️ #NUFC

Anyone else?

[Mehrdad Ghodoussi @ghodoussi]

#nufc #sela 🎉🎉

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Club pro Michael Block shoots a hole in one on the 15th hole at the 2023 PGA Championship 🎯

[Kieren Wilkinson @KierenW6]

@premierleague @EASPORTSFIFA Robbed

[Barstool Football @StoolSoccer]

Brazil Women’s games attended: 1

2022/23 Premier League goals: 0