Josh Jerome

Hubby, Daddy, mediocre golf junkie, Michigan athletics fanatic.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Stop. Staging. Fake. Assassination. Attempts.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

She was right about everything.

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Actual quotes from President Trump:

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
March 10: practically nothing left to target
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 6 :a whole civilization will die
April 7: total and complete victory
April8: objectives were met

A true disaster

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

A republican president said Praise be to Allah on Easter Sunday and his cult didn't flinch.

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

no he actually posted praise be to allah

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

You know, one of the more evil things I think Trump did in his first term that doesn't get talked about was during the pandemic. Never mind how he handled it overall. At the height of this new disease to the world in June 2020, we knew very little about covid and it was running rampant worldwide, people were dying left and right, and the science was changing daily as more data came in. Protests and riots were erupting everywhere. Ppl were out of work, losing their businesses. Everything was chaos. Amid all this madness, his administration was in the Supreme Court arguing to dismantle the ACA, which could've kicked roughly 23-30 million people off healthcare in the middle of a GLOBAL pandemic. In the middle of a global health crisis. Like wtf?

Also, now that I think about it. During his lame duck period with covid raging, protests and riots ongoing, everything from the election to Jan. 6. Everything was out of control. Trump ripping off his supporters for 200+ million with stop the steal. Bro didn't even pay his lawyers (kinda hilarious). You even had Mr. Q anon himself, Mike Flynn, and that Kraken lady hanging out in the White House. With all that mayhem going on, his admin was pushing to bring back archaic execution methods, expanding beyond lethal injection to allow firing squads, electrocution, and hangings for death row prisoners.

In fact, after a 17-year hiatus on federal executions, they carried out the highest number under any U.S. president in over 120 years. All that shit going on and you still got time for this. this is where your head is at? Crazy. Kinda speaks volumes for me.

The guy IS a fucking psychopath.

[JAKEGTV @jakeg_official]

🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has "indefinitely paused" the unsealing of the final Epstein files, citing "regional instability" and "national security" regarding the Iran conflict.

If you had ANY remaining doubts, then nobody can help you.

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

Believe it or not you can support Team USA and celebrate that fact that we beat Canada in hockey while also thinking the FBI Director probably shouldn’t be chugging beers in the locker room with the boys after the game.

It doesn’t make you a democrat.

It’s not that difficult.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

This country has endless funds for doing stuff TO people. It’s when you want us to do anything FOR people that we’re suddenly strapped for cash.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Pam Bondi checking if the Dow is still at 50,000

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My wife: How late were you out last night?

Me: The DOW is over $50,000!

[Justin Verlander @JustinVerlander]

Back where it all started

[med @med_904]

Literally everybody with 6 active brain cells

[𝓒𝓙 🐅 @BurrowBeliever]

In a serious country Donald Trump would have been in jail long before he ever even considered running for office

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Throw this guy in prison.

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

Remember, if you object to a 79-year-old American president threatening war against a longtime NATO ally, and explicitly saying it was because he wasn’t given a Nobel Peace Prize, there are Americans who will insist that your objection is a sign of “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”