Josh Kaplan

Born to golf, forced to work.

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@zbruhnke Been testing out Slashy and it's been awesome.

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@kylerrobbins Flew in from Denver, been waiting 25 years for this. 8PM is so far away

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@kylerrobbins They’re already playing half the 2nd string 😞

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@KyleClark Once I accidentally put butt paste on my kid's toothbrush. Luckily caught it in time. Why do they use the same tube and colors?!

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@McConaughey All bite, all bite, all bite

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@WiggleThree Just left sheep. They’re rolling about a 6. Take a full swing with the putter

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@BryanTweed16 I'm in for this one. Blocked my calendar already.

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@DavidDOrtizCO Ugh this looks terrible for those of us that frequently have to go from south on Santa Fe to east on Mineral. A forced U-turn then merge? We're supposed to believe this is better?

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@sairarahman If you’re referring to Bluesky, I’d love one! I don’t have any good referrals to trade other than Arc browser (it’s amazing), but I can give you a star on my son’s acts of kindness board. Your choice of color!

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@pearlytops @coachscottbauer @RedRocksCO Hope you're ok. Ignore the internet tough guy with zero empathy towards others.
@coachscottbauer 🤡🤡

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@tysteging @TronCarterNLU Rickie on Sunday

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@bamabearcat Rory hasn’t been the same since he stopped going to Malcom Gladwell’s barber.

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@NoLayingUp It’s easy. Just try to hit a draw.

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@ANTIFAldo If the Liv+PGA merger dropped today, would anyone hear about it?

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@markiedundee @ukgolfguy @panmuregolf Please say hello to Gregor for me. Was an amazing caddie and friend during my two Old Course rounds back in April. I had the pleasure of playing Panmure after, what an amazing course.

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@TronCarterNLU @ANTIFAldo I knew things were bleak when they had the Chainsmokers playing in DIA’s Terminal C the other day.

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@bkravitz Did not expect to be watching the Colts game over the IU/KU game today but here we are…

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@peterjkostis You guys use the same hairplug clinic?

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@derek_del In 2004, freedom cost $1.05. In 2022, it cost $44bn. Holy inflation!

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@eightdouble @apbode @imsocrabby We’re still doing this shelf thing today? 🙄