J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱

Just your average Centrum Silver Gen-X bowtied flightless waterfowl

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

FYI - this account will just tweet log activities (4 points on apps). FB/Text me to say hi :-)

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@spencerpratt

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@ingelramdecoucy https://t.co/zmVaUYNwx9

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

This sort of ad seems to be becoming the anti-Mamdani slop style ad, and I gotta admit it works for me. This goes very hard, as the kids say

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@Kneon I can easily see this going the way of all "bomb in theater, become cult classic on video/streaming".

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@Richard_Harambe Just get the leather pants....
https://t.co/tOn1OaP6SJ

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

How many spanx do I need to buy to become a millionaire?

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@DrunkRepub With all the traveling food they've eaten, they'll soon be raving about our great plumbing network.
https://t.co/GOr7BLMghv

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

These European tourists are seeing the beauty in America that their ancestors saw 2-3 centuries ago.

Blood memory is real.

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@Network_Guy8 Good call on the watermark being higher so it can't be stolen, and easily cropped...

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@DrunkRepub https://t.co/FvBHVyrdmU

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

If anyone harms a hair on this man’s head while he’s enjoying America I’ll make it my life’s mission to hunt them down and destroy them

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@ThatChrisGore @MONSTERPALOOZA1 @ItsAmandaAvalon Excellent (and the transitions kicked in the peyote I took in '93)

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@redsteeze Today is June 10th and Chuck Schumer hasn't praised Graham Plater yet
(keep it going)

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@ThatEricAlper When you first learned about fulcrums and levers

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@RMBee Beach view. Utilities extra. Must be Greek. Deodorant optional. $3000/mo

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@DrunkRepub Lions wandering the streets.
Woke white women posting black squares on Instagram
https://t.co/maDiDknDu0

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Just verdict. Midterms. Summer.

All the ingredients for riot season.

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@PolitiBunny "I cannot change the laws of infinite retardation Captain!"
https://t.co/3dBwnFaVtm

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

Holy shit, John. lol

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@disparutoo Totally *NOT* directed by James Gunn. No. Not at all!

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@flapprdotnet https://t.co/BXrtwQzNGW

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

it's 2026, Trump is president, and we're getting hot immigrants again

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@flapprdotnet The "I own a Tesla and don't support Elon" starter kit.
https://t.co/6qJsfxGoZA

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Average Saab Owner

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@ingelramdecoucy Jim Dial. FYI (1988-1998)
https://t.co/mm6AkOJDwn

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

Charles Kuralt, never a hint of scandal or bloviating. Just a normal guy like you and me

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@DrunkRepub 'Kill you' if you're lucky
https://t.co/RSTvuOl1J0

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Living with the left is like living with a woman: no matter how things are going you know they are still mad about some shit that happened a hundred years ago.

Specifically like living with a Latina woman, because they’ll kill you over it, too.

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@DrunkRepub *Taps Animated GIF*
https://t.co/E4Ti0A3I2d

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

“Dignity” and “CBS News” should never be used in the same sentence lmao

[J. Opus 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @josh_opus]

@Tintin1781 Correction per the Rush Limbaugh (RIP) style guide; "Former Enron Advisor and Nobel Prize Winner Paul Krugman"