j o s h 杉原

// UofU grad student \\ George Costanza inspired life

[j o s h 杉原 @josh_sugi]

Love’s not real, I just want to eat carbs

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I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/TGJxbJgb95

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@tacobell
I woke up in a cold sweat with a vision of the next product - Doritos Loquitos Taquitos

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@tacobell
I approach you with my vision

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@tacobell
I’m approach you with a proposal:

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@tacobell
I’m tired of spilling lettuce and cheese on my lap.
Please hear me out:

[j o s h 杉原 @josh_sugi]

I had a dream that @ChickfilA released a Stanley/HydroFlask-esque cup that looked a like a large lemonade and I cried when I couldn’t find it at any locations so clearly my subconscious is going through it

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the taco bell employee bringing me the baja blast I ordered:

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I just called big boi by the most tatted and jacked man I’ve ever met in my life and will be riding that high until I die

[j o s h 杉原 @josh_sugi]

A trilogy #RealestPersonOnEarth

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It’s not a want but a need of mine for @SabrinaAnnLynn to be cast in Mamma Mia 3

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YES YES YES YES YES

[Tweakies @TweakiesOffical]

We're gonna add meth to twinkies.

[j o s h 杉原 @josh_sugi]

Kermit the Frog would have ate but none of you are ready for that conversation

[out of context arrested development @casualarrested]

happy 4th of july. never forget who fought for your independence

[j o s h 杉原 @josh_sugi]

I’m more afraid of saying my honest feelings about Taylor swift and Harry styles than my views on politics

[j o s h 杉原 @josh_sugi]

@tinymeatgang Are these all mutually exclusive or is there an all of the above option

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The Hobbit redone as the Muppets is going to be wild