Groupon Surfer

Life AFK

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My first band is putting out our back catalog. Check it out!

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Does anybody else's Twitter play like America's Funniest Home Videos?

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@HumansNoContext Vampire Survivors.

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@Not_A_whiteguy @FalconryFinance @pap3rw8 This makes it look like your eye is shooting the mirror object into place.

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@SiouxsieTKQ Me too, thank heavens. Tho I'm sure it was a fine show.

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But if consciousness is what the universe is after, AI is its latest project.

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@E90Official He finally finished watching NARUTO.

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Whatever else you do, floss like a Lawful Evil.

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Just to make sure, we're all just pretending to have object permanence, right?

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Star Wars fans don't like Andor, because they don't get to headcannon all of the nonsensical things that happen in an average Star War.

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I work so that I can eat burritos.

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The universe, unfortunately, explores every state of mind.

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@pooplos_z Perhaps the deck of the Titanic was a good place to find yourself.

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Faith in god began when one person realized someone else was beautiful.

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@chinchymcchilla It's the only word he knows.

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@jaykass68k I thought it said slaughter at first.

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Hot takes just don't feel right on Facebook

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Thanks to all who shared their stories here, especially @ThisIsEmeralds and the @AudioEntropy kids. I am deprogramming my fingers from autotyping "TW" because I think it would be humorous if this site fails, and also I don't like that my fingers do that anyways. ♥️&🍑

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@Tinpotgamer Ooh I love this song. I know it, but never tried to sing along to it. I have a couple things I want to sing, but will put this on the docket. But, maybe your version is the one we need?

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Never stop, Changeman