Josh Reed

Patron saint of swallowed snark. Irrelevant and irreverent af. PhD in Breakfast.

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@ryansickler hey hey playa. I’m re-listening through The CrabFeast to get me out of a divorce funk. I think the “You’re not gonna believe this” may be my favorite comedy bit of all time. Thanks for this and the HoneyDew.

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One of the nicest things someone did for me today was say “Hey I can’t make that meeting I put on your calendar today. Do you want me to just leave it though to give you some free time?” 😂

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Deviled eggs are magical. I’ve never looked at a dozen eggs and said that sounds good. But turn them into deviled eggs and you might as well call me Cool Hand Luke.

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Still got it. Home-roasted Ethiopian in the cup. Sunny side up egg over garlic and herb cheese on the left and sour cherry preserves and cream cheese with homemade caramel sauce on the right.

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@EugeneBelinski @azamsharp @opinionatedpie Workers only care about inflation when it is high. The counterpoint is: I work really hard in year 1 and my employer gives me a 15% raise for COL and merit. I work just as hard in year 2 and my employer gives me 6%. No worker is going to look at that and say fair.

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Sunday brunch porn. Crepes for the kiddos. Breakfast sammy on last nights sourdough with a perfect pour-over of some Peruvian beans I roasted last weekend for me.

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I was on a call this morning where someone was proposing to re-design the whole sales architecture in Excel. You’re going to read that and laugh cuz you’re thinking sales, spreadsheets, I get it. Nope, he opened Excel and started drawing boxes in his diagramming tool of choice.

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Some homemade cinnamon raisin swirl bread for french toast

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This week two of the people I’ve been mentoring for a couple months now got the promotions they’ve been working towards. That was a great way to go into the weekend.

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Convinced my son that ears are like teeth in that his baby ears will fall of and adult ears grow in. This is why I became a dad.

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My steak game is on point

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@FocusedOnBeer It was https://t.co/A1XWMClxJw but I used sausage gravy instead of pizza sauce and some scrambled eggs and breakfast sausage and cheese

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Breakfast pizza

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@TimJohnsonMN @Megs_ISU Is the shape ‘round’? If so, namaste. I could use some of that shower yoga stuff.

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@zip100473 This is honestly amazing. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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Perfect first pancake is tough. Perfect first crepe is brunch black belt level

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@andyburns @zip100473 I like Twinings for this. It’s got the right type of smoke and tannins for adding

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@Jeremy_Danner I’ve been asked if my head was up my ass a couple of times but never thought to get digital proof from a doc. Next level.

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Crepes for the kids and toad in the hole with some homemade sourdough for me