Nanfwang

[Nanfwang @joshbaso]

Let’s put more energy towards recycling plastic for a safer and healthier environment, and not our leaders please 🇳🇬. For 2023 and years ahead. Over 200 million people in Nigeria 🇳🇬 and you think the solution lies on the shoulder of one man? Naaahh bro. That’s an illusion. 🏌🏼‍♂️

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

In less than a fortnight, toddlers will have spent two months (60 whole days) in the forest with animals in the name of kidnappers.

Unlike the ‘bring back our girls’ that went international, there isn’t even a hashtag for these kids.

Nigerians, it’s not fair o!!!💔

[Afghan Zoroastrian @AfgZoroastrian]

Japan and Germany got totally destroyed in WW2.

But their kids didn’t become terrorists.

Stop making excuses for yours.

[LeoDaVinciWave @LeoDaVinciWave]

Ergonomic by accident, comfortable by design.

[Nompumelelo MK @MissLELOMK1]

Yhoo 🙆‍♀️ I can’t wait till these kids go back to school🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Things wey suppose lead to outrage Dey lead to skit, and when them make am them go begin remind una wey be audience say una no be their level and una broke.

[Sodiq Alabi @OneSodiqAlabii]

Do Nigerians ever pause to ask themselves why their country is producing university graduates who require further development programme? A compulsory one at that. Why are your graduates unready to be unleashed on your economy right from the day of their final exam?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This is the new public school in Abia State. 19 others are currently being built.

What they’re doing is transforming already existing schools into this. This is American-standard schooling.

You remember I once criticized their first smart school attempt, which the government later condemned entirely and followed this approach instead.

I’m so impressed with the Abia State Government.

They listen, and they are truly for their people.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

In your mother's poverty, she sold akara to give you an education. You work with the Presidency in 2026, but your brain has atrophied from lack of use.

Instead of implementing policies that give the Nigerian child a better childhood than you had, you are asking people to fry akara in 2026 and return to your mother's poverty.

[Tech with Mak @techNmak]

i don't hate math. i hate that nobody showed me math looked like this.

[Inibehe Effiong @InibeheEffiong]

One of the most profound statements that @DeleFarotimi has made was applauding Tinubu for exposing many people who we thought had integrity.

I dislike inconsistent people so much.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

These people have been out of touch for so long, and it is a marvel that they remain not only politically relevant but also charged with leadership. Nothing they have ever said makes sense, no matter how much sycophants try to whitewash it. Nigerian political discourse is largely an IQ test, with really no basis for debate.

The problem with giving all of this talk too much attention is that people get distracted from their true intentions and actions. The government’s local borrowing increased 75% in one year without any meaningful impact on the man on the streets. Those are the issues that deserve attention. They are stealing us blind and distracting us with rubbish conversations.

[Out of Galaxy @OutofGalaxyy]

Hot take: having a PHONE as a “status symbol” is fucking pathetic

[Abraham Omolewa @OmolewaAbraham]

By this logic, the suicide bomber whose goal is to kill many to attain Jannah is intelligent.

[Usman Shamaki @aushamaki]

The scary thing about that video clip is that Remi Tinubu was being very honest. That is the best they can do. Like they sat down and brainstormed and came up with grants for akara and kuli-kuli. That is the extent of their brilliant thinking.

[Apostle Michael Olowookere @myk_da_preacher]

Lagos Calabar coastal road= 750km
China rural roads built= 16,000km

Cost of coastal road= $11 billion
Cost of the china rural roads built= $12.1 billion

Time of project execution for coastal road = since March 2024 till date
Time of completion of china rural roads= 4 months.

I just say let me let you know.

Never did I think anybody would be worse than Buhari. Tinubu's Government is a tragedic disaster this nation might not recover from in decades to come.

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

Aki that quoted a line from Macbeth by heart and pawpaw with his pop culture lines are who you’re…..why am I explaining?

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

#olodocore Nigerian government edition.

This one isn't even Olodo upriser. This is the southwestern Matriarch or chronic olodos.

Ethnic dogwhistler fanning embers of bigötry, stripped of class, bereft of common sense.

All hail the Efunroye of Olodo uprisers. 🙌🏾

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

You are unlikely to ever be as rich as Dangote, and you have already missed the boat to fame as either an athlete or an artiste. But you have gained immortality by your efforts in pursuit of a sustainable and relevant educational system for the youthful victims of Nigerian..👏🏿

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

Nigeria is the enemy of the Nigerian, and the Nigerian is necessarily the enemy of Nigeria, a country which has no room for citizenship, because it cannot afford to allow for the law, to govern the affairs of state, and the conduct of the rulers..