Josh Channon

Six million trains to ride, choose one.

[Josh Channon @JoshChannon]

@HMRCcustomers I need to speak to somebody about setting up a direct debit to pay my self assessment bill. As my return is not yet showing up on my account, it is showing as there is no tax to pay and I can’t get through to anybody on the phone.

[Josh Channon @JoshChannon]

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Timperley, Manny. Poly one as well plz. X

[Jack Freeman @jackfreeman]

Well let’s talk about it, music execs.

You spent the better part of the last decade fighting against streaming and signing artists to terrible 360 deals.

Not much of that time was spent learning how to adjust to the new era

Instead, you have a building full of people who have no desire to actually work to build artists. And those that DO wanna do their jobs, can’t because you’re too busy worrying about signing algorithms and followers.

You quite literally can’t hear a hit, so you look at the numbers under the YouTube video to determine what you want to invest in

Many of you got rid of people who actually love music. And traded them in for soulless
Analytics managers who couldn’t clap on beat if you moved their hands for them.

There are so many good artists putting music out, and one of you know who they are bc they aren’t busy tryna catch a viral wave that’ll pass in 3 months

After you’re done pissing all your money away on marginally talented tik tokers, you tell the dope ones that you don’t see the point in investing capital in the work that they do. And your tik tok famous artist just went triple plastic.

In conclusion, a lot of you guys just aren’t good at what you do.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness https://t.co/jbLh25Xyk0

[Josh Channon @JoshChannon]

Ye da puts work kecks on when the builders come round.

[Ciaran @Ciaran2607]

Been trying to work out what that new Ice Spice song reminds me of and it finally clicked

[Gl⛺️stobation 💦 @glastobation]

Elton John is to close Glastonbury 2023 in his last ever UK show. It’s never too early to brush up on the words 🕺🏻

#Glastonbury #Glasto https://t.co/GEwjmReDH7

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Even I'm bored of pointing this out, but British politics broke when Brexit lies were presented by almost all of the British media as an equal & opposite counterpoint to reality, gravity, evidence & expertise. None of it can be fixed until the idiocy of Brexit is acknowledged.

[Josh Channon @JoshChannon]

@Primavera_Sound can we still collect wristbands from the forum from Wednesday afternoon?

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

The #FACupFinal
Are you soccer thugs proud?
Are you Liverpool #LFC fans proud?
Are you @GaryLineker @GNev2 Gary Neville & your socialist millionaire ex playing pals proud?
Juergen Clip are you proud?
Our future monarch with a beloved sick gran booed.
Disgusting
Soccer is dead.😤

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Happy Birthday to the greatest entertainer of our time ! @robbiewilliams #legend

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

This band in the DRC uses musical instruments made of trash as a way to encourage young people to recycle

[Josh Channon @JoshChannon]

My Prime Minister

[IndependentLiverpool @IndpndtLiv]

COMPETITION

@Livcraftbeerexp is back for its 7th year and plans to be bigger than ever. We've managed to get one incredible prize which includes:

A pair of festival tickets
A hotel stay for 2
£100 beer tokens
Hangover breakfast

All you have to do RT to enter!

[Josh Channon @JoshChannon]

@ClothingDealsGB @SneakerDealsGB @NathanaelPotts

[Liverpool FC News @LivEchoLFC]

OMG

[Aaron @aaronislikelyto]

Keith Haring, Grace Jones, Fela Kuti and Jean Michel Basquiat 🙃❤️