Joshua Keller

I go fishing sometimes. Someday I hope to win a lifetime supply of Pilot G-2 pens. I done been home-teached. SDG. Vincit Qui Se Vincit. Micah 6:8

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

I’m speechless.

In my experience, if GenZ reads, the girls read trash romantasy, and the guys will only read self improvement/real application books.

No quality fiction.

This is a tragedy, and I’m gonna fix it.

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

I can’t with these GenZ kids, they don’t read.
Co-worker today when I mentioned Chronicles of Narnia,
“Isn’t that the book where like the lion tells the kid to come check out the closet and there’s a world in there or something? Sounds dumb.”

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

According to my wife, men should be advertised like houses.

“This one’s a fixer upper”
“DIY special”
“Great foundation but needs a new coat of paint on the outside.”
“One deep clean and it will be a whole different house.”

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@jchasedavis @mattpat1

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As I’ve said and I’ll say again, let’s just put some penguins in the Great Lakes and see what happens.”

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The penguins are coming for them.

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

Now here’s a cause I can get behind.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I converted my husband to counter butter and he'll never go back, I feel like I rescued him

Cold butter devotees are just salty because their bread is torn up

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

What do you mean bogus fell off?
That’s bogus.

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

In other news, sadly the bots seem to be back in strength on this platform.

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The timeline has been rather meh recently, tired of brand accounts, gonna start tailoring to more cool normal people.
Drop some recommendations if you have people you love following!
Thanks!

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

Then bursting forth, in glorious day, up from the grave he rose again!

He is Risen! Alleluia!

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

There in the ground His body lay, Light of the World by darkness slain...

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

Finally got Domes of Calrathia for Christmas and I loved it, everyone go get a copy! So @HariSel57511397 I have many questions but all I really need to know is when is the sequel gonna be ready?

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

@semifreqsonic I would slight counterpoint, I think the studio actually listening to the outrage of this creature and then correcting it, is the single most important thing to happen to the franchise.

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

@plainrunner2 Of course! After all the good things I’ve heard I’m sure it will be great👍I’ll be sure to let you know.

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

Why don’t more companies do this? What’s the holdup? What’s the major price point? If someone ikea flat packed it with a complete kit of mechanical, electrical, plumbing etc. in three different styles, I feel like they would make a killing.

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

Myself and nearly every zoomer I know personally could build a sears catalogue home by hand like our great grandparents did.

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

@plainrunner2

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

I’m a little late to the Skillet O Come, O Come Emmanuel discourse, but I like it, I like the original, and here’s another very different version that I also like just for good measure.

https://t.co/XZnDEWk1LQ

[Joshua Keller @joshckeller]

@nivenrile “By the sweat of your face
you shall eat bread,
till you return to the ground,
for out of it you were taken;
for you are dust,
and to dust you shall return.”