Josh Conyers

[Josh Conyers @joshconyers]

Not hearing Spongebob’s “Sweet Victory” during the halftime show was the biggest blue balls of our lives

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

We're not typically cavalier about definitions around here, but we'll wait until after that @VT_Football game before we give this one a 👍.

[Josh Conyers @joshconyers]

@Pillsbury what is this orange dot in the middle? Did I win a golden ticket??

[Josh Conyers @joshconyers]

@katy_shannon02 I think you mean PUGtato

[Josh Conyers @joshconyers]

@awalkinwoodsmov can you tell me if what role the city of Waynesboro, Va plays in the movie? Need to know for a project I'm working on. Thx!

[Kappa Sigma Nu Prime @KappaSigmaNP]

Happy Birthday to members @WillBradleyy and @joshconyers!

[Richie @Daumer13]

@joshconyers that's literally the most clever thing you've ever said

[Josh Conyers @joshconyers]

@Daumer13 never know what happens when you wish upon a star...or 2 for that matter...

[Richie @Daumer13]

Still can't believe UF 2k15 is happening @joshconyers

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Just an FYI: A 250 lb football player, running 15 mph, has more kinetic energy than a bullet fired from an AK-47 rifle.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Who's hyped for Katy Perry at halftime?

[Abby Armstrong @AbStrong99]

JMU's Quad snowball fight has nothing on Virginia Tech's Corps vs. Civilians 😏

[Kappa Sigma Nu Prime @KappaSigmaNP]

If you're interested in learning about Kappa Sigma, come out for our first Rush event on Tuesday at @Sharkeys_Bburg from 5-6:30! #GoGreek

[Richie @Daumer13]

What are these basketball players doing on the Hightech court?

[White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse]

So proud of @TommyCaldwell1 and @KJorgeson for conquering El Capitan. You remind us that anything is possible. -bo

[Josh Conyers @joshconyers]

Veni, vidi, vici

[Josh Conyers @joshconyers]

Always have a heart attack when I see cops too late to slowdown

[Josh Conyers @joshconyers]

What's the plume of smoke over I-81 you ask? Just a house on fire less than 200 yards from the road...