Joshua Corey

He washed feet.

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

I don’t know if this Vance stuff is true, but I really did fuck a couch for a student film in 2006 and I’m not overly ashamed of it.

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

Podcasts will be like “let’s just jump right into it” at the 42 minute mark.

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

Highly recommend this space - insane deal!

[Maria Bamford @mariabamfoo]

Put up a show in Altadena! $100 for 30-seat theatre with good vibes betwixt liquor store and pizza!

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

@BrotiGupta Yeah Frasier could be in it

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

Remember when the argument against socialized medicine was “oh sure, if you want to wait a month to see a doctor!” Just called two different specialists and was given next available appointments. Both in November😊.

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

@rotoworld_fb @RotoPat @rotoworld Jerry Jones is on this… because you know his name?

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

It's hard to fathom what else needs to happen for the U.S. to finally and fully withdraw support for a military operation that is this utterly devastating in its human consequences while failing to achieve any of its stated objectives.

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

@FoodPornPhotos Glass of ice water please

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Official statement:

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@GraceSpelman Had absolutely no problem hearing it, every choice was perfect, haters can fuck off.

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

I’m in the greeting cards section at CVS and the “Mother’s Day from Pet” section is frankly lacking.

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

@DoubleBerg426 Wow, Paul Rust lookin old!

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@DaveTheFerg @netflix @mulaney Hey Dave we’re really enjoying it. -LA

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

I’m sick of friendly reminders, just once I’d like a rude one. Fuck you, you have a haircut today at 5.

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

Drew covered our bill at Bob’s Big Boy for six months. What is that worth to us? Are we willing to go to bat for him in this moment? I am. I will. https://t.co/3udjXwdaz9

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All large protests will see outliers trying to use the situation to push a more extreme agenda. It does not make the entire cause extreme. Extreme would be killing 30,000 innocent people to oust a terrorist regime those people don’t support.

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

The “we’ll see” story from the Bluey episode is STOLEN from the Tom Brady doc, Man in the Arena. Absolutely shameless.

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

@JBFletcher88 I’ve never noticed this but what sets it apart for me here is that teaching kid to ride a bike is usually a dad job. This character has an absent father and the fact that Mom was the one to teach him is significant. That said I don’t know that it’s cliche either way, just common

[Joshua Corey @joshcorey9]

Marveling this morning at the longevity of the Tide pen.