Josh Crowley

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Three trench coats standing on each other's shoulders inside a child.

Come check out this cool trash!

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A myopic regressive interpretation of “harm” transformed Twitter from a fun novelty platform where amateur comedians could workshop topical jokes on each other to the hellish firehouse of serious misery and cruelty it is today.

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There’s been a real uptick in people sending spammy LinkedIn messages about submitting paid posts to Insider, and not taking a polite no for an answer. Finally got fed up.

(He sent a slightly different version of his pitch after I had already said “no” several times.)

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@kodkod87 @MNateShyamalan Yep.

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@TheRealTeagle @Adequate_Scott Plane is just a serious Airplane

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@kodkod87 @MNateShyamalan I think you might be mistaking your John Waynes

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Gotta say, it's not a GREAT look to have a death-cloud train-wreck mega-catastrophe mere weeks after the government worked together with railroad owners to shut down railway workers striking over fairer hours and safer working conditions

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Oh wow weird players have to show their dicks now at all times and they have to have diarrhea nonstop. Is anyone reading this? The 500th RT will get an Amazon Fire.

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Are you guys ready for a historic #SuperBowl?

This is the first year the NFL will allow stray dogs onto the field!!

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Groundbreaking new #SuperBowl where players will be allowed to pull down their pants and piss and shit on the field as long as they clean it up with a doggy bag afterward. Never thought I’d see this kind of progress in my lifetime

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suing the Mr potato head corporation for being too “”woke”” and no longer including the dick and balls

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What idiot called it the sex offender registry instead of wikipedophilia

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The best part about working from home is that I can pee in the bathroom with my pants around my ankles like a little kid and none of my coworkers can secretly snap photos of me and make millions of dollars printing bumper stickers where I'm peeing on different companies' logos

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disqualified from the masturbation world record after teh judges discover ive been putting sterioid cream on my hand even though it’s for my .GODDAMN ECXZEMA!!!