Josh Eklow

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[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@akaWorf @TerryMatalas I've been wondering what Worf was referring to when he mentioned that he'd sacrificed for the mission this season. Is this something we'll hear more about? World-building ambiguity? Worf's naptime?

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@newrepublic Wow, now I actually appreciate his five minute silences.

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@OWHnews Add a zero to the end and it might make a difference.

[Christian Bernal 🐼 @ChrBernal]

Jajajajajajajajajaja #Avenue5

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

This is a parody account and I've been impersonating Josh Eklow this whole time. Just wanted you to hear it from me. Well, "me".

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@lottiegumm They’re less impressed when you “tap to pay” by holding your card and flopping it around like a fish everywhere but the reader.

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@lottiegumm @iznaut I was just at a burn where someone was fed a flapjack through a glory hole.

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@JakeSucky Rollback netcode in fighting games

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

Star Trek Day is a remake/reboot of Wrath of Khan, except now it’s Reggie Watts vs the Paramount event producers. #StarTrekDay2022

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@Sajam It's not over until someone rolls up to top 8 on this https://t.co/ROeCNhJURN

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@lottiegumm I think that's the only amount that's possible to make, I've never been able to make less than that

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@lottiegumm I saw a sign at hyvee about husker mania and they seem really excited but I’m worried about the inevitable husker depression

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@lottiegumm There was a frozen deep dish pizza that said to microwave it for 30 seconds before baking. I said that was crazy and never did it but noticed the middle was always undercooked and I should believe food scientists.

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

I’m on this but with an air fryer

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@theScoreesports Have you guys heard about @KillerQueenGame esports? Highly competitive tournament scene with a long grassroots history!

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@TonyVargas Love your sign design (especially the one we got from y’all at Pride), but I have this big empty space on my fence and in my heart. Lemme know if you have any big boys.

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

One thing about Omaha I could never stomach: all the damn vampires.

[Omaha Scanner @omaha_scanner]

Caller says a male is sitting in a truck in the hotel parking lot and keeps asking guests where he can find a lady of the night.
#OmahaScanner

[(((bex))) free palestine @IBexWeBex]

jewish law requires an abortion if the fetus is threatening the mother’s life. “religious freedom” in america only ever applies to the white christian masses.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Reminder that Jewish scripture supports the right to an abortion and today’s Supreme Court decision is in direct violation of our freedom of religion.

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@NTVsSteveWhite I asked why they didn’t tell me I could request the non-partisan democratic ballot and they claimed they were not allowed to tell me. I wonder how many people didn’t put up a fight like me and went home disenfranchised.

[Josh Eklow @josheklow]

@NTVsSteveWhite They gave me the ballot as soon as I asked for it by name, and claimed they needed permission to give it to me, despite not getting that permission from anyone other than me and having just told me I couldn’t get any other ballot.