Father Elliott

Expert at fiction, aspiring amateur at real life. Soon to be father.

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

It's almost like we're ALL hypocrites

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

We want to boop the snoot.

RT to boop the snoot.

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

@toddbarriage It's like he waited to make sure you were filming ❤

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

I have a great drinking game if you wanna die. Put on the country music station and drink every time they say truck or beer.

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

Sid was so ahead of his time

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

They should build a real Pizza Planet so I can go.

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

@cubicle6 @sam_mathai @DisrnNews Same!

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

I parralel parked in one smooth motion today and I'll be riding that high for a month.

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

Did anyone think of wishing for the pandemic to be over and blowing out birthday candles? #Solutions

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

@TaysonIsBatman That my friend, makes you "exceptional". You win one free firework 🎇

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

When did my friends all divide into "conservatives" and "liberals" instead of people with interesting opinions?

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

This came out harsher than intended

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

@iainsten Dude, that is a really good photo edit. Props.

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

@TaysonIsBatman 💔 sorry to hear that man

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

@EdgarTowner @REALpunknews Dude! Awesome. I look forward to hearing it. @LCMband @TaysonIsBatman

[Andrea Sorrentino @And_Sorrentino]

my #SundaySketch couldn't have been about anything else... #Batman #DCFanDome

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

@MentalRampage Exactly

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

Question everything. Especially the things you find easy to agree with.

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

Some people think rules will protect and save them, others think that life is just about doing what feels right. They are equally wrong.

[Father Elliott @joshelliott513]

@TaysonIsBatman ❤